Random Thoughts

[zombiequeen]

could you send me some tye-dye knee socks? And possibly a lizard blanket? Because that would be awesome, and a good use of your hippy-ness.

Random thought of the day: I wish the sewing machine had a foot-pedal-braker thing so that I stop lead footing it and sewing super fast. Imma machine n00b, alright.

[shankyknitter]

Puppies. That is all.

[Squeaksmyalias]

I wonder why no one has come up with a caffeine IV yet?

Did they have me in mind when Monkey gloves were created? I hate wearing gloves so much but these are so soft its like I skinned a muppet and am wearing their hands as gloves.

What is with me and Muppet murder lately? The other day I was saying the fuzz that came off the new towels made it look like I murdered a Muppet and I'm trying to get rid of the evidence.

This would be a good time for The Muppets singing Bohemian Rhapsody

[Rantsylvania 6-5000]

This commercial is so disturbing, it's hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kwg4esaWbs

[Bella_Vixen]

I feel a sudden urge to buy a VW van, burn incense and make tie dyes.

And live in that van down by the river?

[BrenDAnn]

Random thought for the night/morning: Why does my dog choose to sleep all day, and spend all night barking? I mean... really?

[Misanthropical]

My grandmother, who has a way of making me see the sense of killing someone with a pillow, can't figure out since well, forever that my birthday is a week and a half before Christmas. I do not like the two to meet. I want them separated by those who at least claim to love me, even though we both know she lies about that.

I swear to all that is holy that I will one day lose it on her if I get one more Christmas card before my birthday and my birthday card as close to Christmas as she can get it. She always has been one of those grandmothers that find her grandchildren are a huge bother to her, so she does the least she can get away with for them, or maybe it's just me she is that way with, either way, I will never feel the loss of her the way I felt it down to my very soul like I did and still do my other grandmother, who this grandmother had the utter never to criticize while in my house and wondered why I got up and walked out of the room without a word.

This woman not once but twice nearly got bounced out the door and down the front stairs while visiting my family and trying to play the caring grandmother, which I never bought in the least. I doubt she knows that it was Mr. Mis who talked me out of drop kicking her out of my home.

Her Christmas card somehow got mixed with the trash and thrown away. Oops, my bad.

[Jester]

I wonder if in the future, people will be able to walk on ceilings.

They already can in various ways. As far as without assistance, no, but until anti-grav is standard in new homes, that isn't very likely.

Anybody else have any totally random thoughts?

My brain is totally coming up with various wild ideas and thoughts, some of them amusing, some scary, some just downright bizarre. It's a good thing the authorities can't read my mind, or I would have been arrested so many times I'd have my own personal cuffs.

Do you think people ever write fanfiction about the anchors on NPR?

I have no doubt that somewhere there are people who are such huge fans of NPR anchors that they have, in fact, done this. Never underestimate the potential weirdness of people.

Why do I always think the amount of food I buy on Friday will last me through the week?

Because you're an optimist?

How can I love Dr. Who, yet be too scared to sleep after watching it?

One word: "Blink."

are the other cats plotting my death?

All cats are always plotting all of our deaths. They're cats. It's what they do.

If a habitual liar says he's lying, is he telling the truth?

Yes. And no.

How do you write a Thank You card for a gift card to a sex shop?

Thaaaaaannnkkkk YYYOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

why do people insist on shopping when stone drunk?

Because it's FUN!

If only we had a unicorn!

For that you'd need a virgin. Good luck with that.

I want someone to mark my facebook & twitter statuses as "is all corpsified and gross."

When I'm gone, my facebook status should read simply "Done."

Can there be insanity on Wednesday night or Thursday night or Friday night when I can stay up all night & play too?

Sounds like a typical week in Key West.

Does anyone have a woodchipper I can borrow? And a pigfarm?

Talk to Robert Pickton.

Now, I know that hotel people don't really like priceline 'cause it's a hassle, but I made a reservation through priceline for 9/29 - 10/3... 'cause I'm not rich and I really couldn't afford the going rates on my budget right now... I feel bad though.

I hate to think that I acted like a SC or an EW... I mean, I used priceline so I got the hotel room for probably 1/2 the current rate, and then on top of that I ask for a favor.

Stop. Just stop. There is absolutely nothing wrong with using available options to save money. Seriously. I use expedia and priceline and all those other websites all the time when I travel, and I make no apologies for it. Nor do I feel I should. Nor should anyone else.

If a hotel worker or rental car agent or airline employee or anyone else in the travel industry has a problem with me because I are saving some of MY hard-earned bucks, they can kiss my ass. Seriously. It is part of their job to deal with people booking through these sites, and if this is all the customer is doing, they hardly qualify as sucky customers.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with ASKING for something. It's the nitwits and jackasses that DEMAND stuff that are SC's, not YOU. So stop feeling like you have to apologize to people for having them do their job. It's like people who apologize to me for "being a pain" for simply ordering a drink that is more complex to make than, say, opening a bottle of beer. I'm a bartender. It's my job to make your drink. Stop apologizing for it. This is not to say there aren't people who ARE pains in the ass when they order a drink, but the simple act of ordering it doesn't make them sucky. It's their attitude overall that does that, and your attitude seems to be fine. So please, relax, enjoy your trip--you have nothing to apologize for.

"I am going to sit on this spin, till the room stops chairing."

For two weeks once in college, I couldn't say it right...I kept saying "don't bill the speer."

That's my only problem with Americans, you guys get all the good shows a few weeks before we do!

And that is why I have to avoid Doctor Who threads talking about the new episodes, because we get them firs....oh, wait, no, we have to wait weeks or months for them after y'all do. That's right.

:music: I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord..:music:

DO DO, DO DO, DO-DO-DO-DO! (Greatest drum riff EVER!)

You think we will ever get the Leftover Tour? With all the food-themed band and performer names, like Bread, and Meat Loaf, and Cake.

Let's see. There's Toni Basil, Cracker, Strawberry Alarm Clock, the Cranberries, Nina Cherry, Green Jelly, Buffalo Springfield, the Lemonheads, Gator Country, Blind Melon, the Cherry Poppin Daddies, Salt-n-Peppa, Ice Cube, Ice-T, the Four Seasons, Humble Pie, Stu Hamm, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cream, the Smashing Pumpkins, Meat Puppet, Sugar Ray, Pearl Jam, Wild Cherry, Sugarloaf, Chuck Berry, the Raspberries, Country Joe and the Fish, the Byrds, Vanilla Fudge, Hall & Oates, Peaches & Herb, the Black Eyed Peas, Buck Cherry, Hot Tuna, Uncle Kracker, Hot Chocolate, and, of course, Jimmy Buffett!

Why do most stoners seem to believe every conspiracy theory that exists, even when the theories appear to conflict or contradict each other?

The answer is in the question. It's because they're STONED. They're smoking dope. They call it "dope" for a reason. If it made you smart, they'd call it "smart."

In the history of the whole world, there has never been a bad person with dimples.

Great, I'm officially not a bad person. Just don't let that information slip to the boys who date my three teenage nieces.

Have you heard the version by Type O Negative? I like it so much better than Young's. Then again, I can't stand the way he sings.

I like a lot of Neil Young's songs...when sung by someone else. His voice makes me want to scream! You want a great version of a Neil Young song? Check out the Alarm's cover of "Rockin in the Free World." Awesome.

I also wonder who might be a serial killer. Have you ever noticed when a serial killer is arrested, and the news media is talking to the neighbors, that none of them even had a clue? It's kind of creepy that someone you know could be living such a double life.

Many people lead double lives. More than you realize. Not all are serial killers, of course. Some just cheat on their spouses, or beat their kids, or watch kiddie porn, or steal from their employers, or enjoy bondage porn, or like dressing up like the Cheshire Cat for sex, or secretly worship Liberace, etc., etc., etc. Serial killers tend to be much better at hiding their secret and appearing normal than most people, as most of them have an amazing talent for compartmentalizing their lives.

Why do I have to have a December birthday? It sucks beyond belief to have a birthday so close to Christmas.

My best friend's birthday IS Christmas. She hates it. All her life, she's been forgotten or an afterthought. Which is why every year on Christmas I call her and wish her happy birthday, often having coworkers sing over the phone to her, and never once mention that OTHER holiday going on.

Myself, I feel blessed to have a June birthday. When I was a kid, every six months I was getting gifts. June birthdays rock!

[Becks]

For that you'd need a virgin. Good luck with that.

Do born again virgins count?

[Jester]

Do born again virgins count?

For unicorns? No. Nice try, but no.

[Mikkel]

-Why do I have to have a December birthday? It sucks beyond belief to have a birthday so close to Christmas.

My grandfather was born on December 24th. He was still bitter at 93 years old about only receiving one gift a year when he was a child while his brother got two.
Then again my brother, who was born close to Christmas has always gotten birthday gifts. Morfar would probably come back from the grave to punish the family if we forgot.

[Becks]

For unicorns? No. Nice try, but no.

Disillusionment smacks me upside the head once again.

[Mytical]

Why are people so surprised when I know their name even though we've never met? We work in a facility that every move they make is pretty much documented. With a few strokes of a key, I can pull up a picture,etc. When they badge anywhere (including coming through the door to the security office), a picture of them and their name pops up.

No, I am not psychic. Vendors, visitors, etc unless I've met them several times I can't tell you their name. They work here though, and know about the security in the place. Still, seemed shocked I know who they are.

[Mytical]

PSP + Playstation Network + Final Fantasy VII = Happy Mytical who does Happy Dance.

*happy dance* Got a PSP for Christmas, downloaded FF VII (TOOK FOREVER!). Am now a happy camper. Also..I have some praise to give out to (get this) Gamestop (no..REALLY), and Time Warner Cable (yeah shocked me also).

[MoonCat]

I has a cold. Or bronchitis. Or both. Too soon to tell.

Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.