Mutant workers

[Dreamstalker]

I would love to actually be able to summon the Elder Gods/ Great Old Ones, but be able to control them.

I'd love be able to summon Cthulhu/Nyarlathotep et al with full immunity to what would usually happen to the summoner (instead, the effects would be transferred to whatever SC decides to argue with me). In the case of Hastur, that could get interesting Instant Doom!

[Gravekeeper]

I would settle for the ability to direct pinpoint lightning strikes at any point on earth through the sheer force of will alone. You couldn't trace it back to me. I'd just blame God.

After 6 months of every stupid customer that comes in contact with my company or who shows up in the news being struck by lightning the rest would start to catch on. Once a persistent pattern appeared that denoted the wrath of some divine being or another, religions across the world would flock to it as a sign of divinity and hasten to incorporate stupid customer behaviour into their respective moral codes.

Soon, stupid customers would either die out entirely or be cowed. Organized religion would shift the overall moral opinion of society against acting like a dick walrus in Walmart. Stupid customers would be berated as fools and sinners. Their ilk would be exiled or stoned in the streets. A new age of peace and tranquility would usher into the customer service sector.

The world would become a better place.

[Bloodsoul]

Time Stop: Able to get things done faster.
Mass Charm Monster: To make everyone my friend, especially if it'll stop arguements.
Greater Invisibility: So they can't find me when I'm on break.
Teleport Without Error: No more problems punching in!
Finger of Death: Th-they had a heart attack.. honest. <.< >.>

(nuts to X-Men, I've a Dungeons & Dragons spell book I can burn through ^_^)

[technical.angel]

Firstly, technopathy, YES! "Hey, computer, why are you doing this? Don't you want to work better?"

Over the phone telepathy. "The thing, with the do-dad, not the thingy ma-bobby, won't work!" Making people shut up mid life story. And on the not over the phone front, mentally convincing AAFH2 to quit.

Teleportation. I won't have to go up those three flights of stairs again! Or carry a computer!