Nude Bowling!

[ShinyGreenApple]

The concept is nothing new; we used to live in central Florida and there were a lot of nudist colonies, and yes, nude bowling at some of the local alleys. I remember a church group I was with stopped going because of it (religious reasons, obviously).

But yeah, I'm going with the 'not safe' option. So many things could go so very wrong that it's not even funny

And personally, I'd find an excuse not to work that night, lol. Yuck . . .

[Andara Bledin]

Actually, after half an hour of being around a whole bunch of naked people, you just stop noticing the naked part.

Of course, if they've got any intriguing scars or birthmarks, however....

^-.-^

[LambChop]

My name is LambChop and I approve any and all forms of nudity.

[calulu]

Do you have a camera phone because the potential for embarrassing the nudies who shouldn't be nudies is comically high! It's a win-win. If it were me I'd start a nude bowling website and blur out the heads in the photos..

[Jbball]

The only problem will be the ugliest and fattest people imaginable will show up to bowl nude.

[Rapscallion]

Why yes, yes I will.

Rapscallion

[Andara Bledin]

Why yes, yes I will.

Hate to break it to you, Raps, but you don't qualify for either.

^-.-^

[DGoddessChardonnay]

The only problem will be the ugliest and fattest people imaginable will show up to bowl nude.

I'd show up, but then I'd have to put up with Bonehead and his camera phone.

Not a good combination there . . . as I probably wouldn't be able to get it through his skull that we're going for bowling only and not on a photography assignment for Beaver Hunt magazine.

[Rapscallion]

Hate to break it to you, Raps, but you don't qualify for either.

^-.-^

Thick end of three hundred pounds, and the only loving I get is through text on here.

Rapscallion

[Kiwi]

- No "questionable" behaviour.... whatever that means.

ok seriously I would love hanky panky bowling!!!!

[Geek King]

ok seriously I would love hanky panky bowling!!!!

Just watch the finger placement.

"Oh Jeez! Susan, I'm so sorry!"
"Yeah, but you picked up that seven-ten split."

[crazylegs]

and the only loving I get is through text on here.

More than some of us get Raps!

[tollbaby]

You should also put in a rule about people above a certain weight not allowed to fully strip off; think of your eyes!

The only problem will be the ugliest and fattest people imaginable will show up to bowl nude.

Could those remarks have been any more discriminatory? *sigh*

[Igorina]

Ya know, exhibitionist I may be, but I don't think I'd be comfortable bowling nekkid.

I can just picture the staff turning the AC down *really* low to acheive certain effects.

[cinema guy]

More than some of us get Raps!

Too true!