I need a retaliation idea

[draggar]

In the building that I support we have a small call center, about 30 reps who deal with business customers.

I'm on good terms with just about all of them and they're pretty light hearted.

One thing they love to do is when they see me walking on the other side of the building they frantically wave at me, getting my attention.

I rush over there to see what they need.

Nothing, just saying hi.

[rvdammit]

Have a sign -"Sorry can't see you" to wave back?

[lordlundar]

Scream out "They're stalking me!" and bolt.

[Evil Queen]

Scream out "They're stalking me!" and bolt.

Oh, I like that one!

[Pedersen]

Set their homepage to be a rickroll?

[protege]

Nah, get some aluminum foil...and cover everything in their cubicles with it. Or, even better...get some saran wrap, cover the 'door' opening...then fill the entire cube with packing peanuts

[gunsage]

Just wear a shirt that says "Wave if you support eating babies!"

[crazylegs]

If they have reversing sensors on their cars put foil on them (the sensors) the machine will go nuts!

[Plaidman]

You will need:

1: Alone time in call center.
2: Pop Pop Snappers.


Remove enter key on keyboards. Put single pop pop in place. Gently put enter key back.

When they hit enter. POP!.


Granted, you can't get caught. Likely be fired. Sued. Possibly jail time, or killed by big bosses.

Honest retaliation?
If they do that, during work time, go over with a snarl. Ask what inpatiently. When they mutter hi, just narrow eyes, and walk off. Repeat as much as possible. During break times, or after-work/before work, be all smiles and say whats up? (Normal Self ). If they ask why the growl face earlier. Deny it happened. Say you were all smiles, and they were the one acting strange. Much confusion. Much humor.

[bendertiger]

Just swap out the regular jar of coffee for a de-caf one. Just watch everyone start nodding off to sleep.

[jayel]

You will need:

1: Alone time in call center.
2: Pop Pop Snappers.


Remove enter key on keyboards. Put single pop pop in place. Gently put enter key back.

When they hit enter. POP!.

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Ever read Tex, by S.E. Hinton?

[draggar]

Just swap out the regular jar of coffee for a de-caf one. Just watch everyone start nodding off to sleep.

Ah, and leave it like that for a few weeks, then switch to espresso or café Cubano?

[Geek King]

Just swap out the regular jar of coffee for a de-caf one. Just watch everyone start nodding off to sleep.

Ouch! That's just mean. Caffine withdrawl sucks.

[digilight]

Remove the Bathroom signs and replace them over their office/cube entrance/doorway. Place urinal cakes in their desk drawer. Leave desk drawer open. Place toilet paper roll on the arm of their desk chair.

Don't forget to put their name placard on the bathroom door.

[Zombi]

Ouch! That's just mean. Caffine withdrawl sucks.

Yes it does. I once went off all stimulants - caffiene, sugar, salt, everything - and I've never felt so awful in my entire life. Death warmed up doesn't even begin to cover it.