Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

I need a retaliation idea

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • #16
    Quoth Zombi View Post
    Yes it does. I once went off all stimulants - caffiene, sugar, salt, everything - and I've never felt so awful in my entire life. Death warmed up doesn't even begin to cover it.
    Zombie warmed over?

    I did that too. I felt like I was going to just roll over and die.



    Set all their bookmarks to a Rickroll!

    If they use the "hunt and peck" method of typing, move their keys around. Turn the vowels around (instead of AEIOU have it be UOIEA).
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

    Comment

    • #17
      Sorry, in that case ignore my suggestion.

      Comment

      • #18
        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
        Set all their bookmarks to a Rickroll!

        .
        Ohh...better: Set all the sounds on the computer to snippets of Rick Astley tunes. You don't mess up the bookmarks, and its more likely for them to run into it over the course of the day.
        The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
        "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
        Hoc spatio locantur.

        Comment

        • #19
          Quoth Geek King View Post
          Ohh...better: Set all the sounds on the computer to snippets of Rick Astley tunes. You don't mess up the bookmarks, and its more likely for them to run into it over the course of the day.
          I like it!

          How about changing their Empty Recycle Bin sound to something like the screams of the dammned?
          "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
          - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

          Comment

          • #20
            Fill one of these out and make copies to hand out to them:

            http://www.courtinfo.ca.gov/forms/fillable/dv110.pdf


            Then run away cuz the floor is about to get messy.
            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

            Comment

            • #21
              Quoth Kogarashi View Post
              I like it!

              How about changing their Empty Recycle Bin sound to something like the screams of the dammned?
              ooooo, DefCon 1!
              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

              Comment

              • #22
                Don't do the coffee thing. That will backfire when you end up working in an office with a whole bunch of angry, psychotic people in the throes of caffiene withdrawal. That won't be fun.

                Steal some pranks out of The Office. Put the staplers in jello.

                Comment

                • #23
                  Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                  Steal some pranks out of The Office. Put the staplers in jello.
                  DeskItemsInVendingMachine!!
                  Would you like a Stummies?

                  Comment

                  • #24
                    Re the caffiene: No food tampering, please. (Mod request: remember the CS rule? No food tampering.)

                    Being less moddy and more fun:

                    Get some office supplies of theirs, the sort that won't be damaged by this. Get some freezeable containers. Put supplies in water in containers, in the freezer, overnight. Get in early the next day, put their newly iced office supplies on their desk. Provide towels, and be careful where the water is likely to go.

                    Unplug their keyboards.

                    If they sit close enough together, plug A's keyboard into B's computer and vice versa.

                    Put a small squeak toy under the keyboard of people who type hard enough to make it squeak.
                    Seshat's self-help guide:
                    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

                    Comment

                    • #25
                      Quoth Seshat View Post
                      Put a small squeak toy under the keyboard of people who type hard enough to make it squeak.
                      A fart cushion is both easier to flatten beneath a keyboard and a more satisfyingly embarrasing sound.
                      Not all who wander are lost.

                      Comment

                      • #26
                        Get one of those cards which have a sound chip, take said chip from card and glue to inside of desk drawers so whenever drawer is opened annoying tinny sound is issued!
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

                        Comment

                        • #27
                          Quoth crazylegs View Post
                          Get one of those cards which have a sound chip, take said chip from card and glue to inside of desk drawers so whenever drawer is opened annoying tinny sound is issued!
                          Oh! Oh! One better!
                          I AM the evil bastard!
                          A+ Certified IT Technician

                          Comment

                          • #28
                            If possible, program computer to sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" when they log in.

                            I did that at home once. Grandma thought it was funny as hell. Mom wasn't so amused.

                            maybe because I had 10 of them going.

                            In rounds.

                            Starting at 1 billion.

                            I also had the SNL "Makin' copies!" everytime I copied a file. Grandma gave me her old computer when she upgraded so she wouldn't have to listen to Mom complain about me pranking it.
                            Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

                            Comment

                            • #29
                              Print screen the desktop, set that printscreen as the background, move icons on screen currently to a folder on the hard drive. Watch how long they keep clicking on this 'f**king icon won't open, what's wrong with this pos'!

                              Comment

                              • #30
                                Do what they're doing:

                                When you see them, bounce around saying OMG OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!

                                When they ask you what's wrong, smile and say "Nothing~!"
                                Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                                Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 2 template Next
                                Working...