do I attract naked people?

[smileyeagle1021]

OK, very odd, I looked up from the front desk to the second floor and there is a naked guy that was staring at me...

earlier tonight I caught a girl skinny dipping...

and 2 weeks ago there were 2 naked people in the pool, they claimed doing nothing more than "taking a dip"

when did this place become a nudist colony? and now that we are a nudist destination do I need to follow dress code anymore? I mean honestly, if the guests are naked surely I should be allowed to wear short sleeves without there being problems.

[nomorecarts]

where's your hotel?

[smileyeagle1021]

where's your hotel?

salt lake airport east... but if you must be naked, it must be between 2am and 4am... that's when all the other naked people have been out.

[nomorecarts]

I'm mostly interested in the skinny dipping

[smileyeagle1021]

oh, in that case...
as long as you don't end up on the second floor staring at me (I'm still wondering how that guy got up there without me noticing him)

[nomorecarts]

I'm not that pervy, although the real question is was he "pointing" at you?

[smileyeagle1021]

the privates were facing me, but they were "at ease" not "at attention"

the worst part... he "manscaped" ... it's bad enough without people doing screwed up things like that

[Fenrus]

hey, hey, hey, Manscaping is a legitimate passtime! Not that I.. uhh... well.. umm...

Wonder if I can get a day off...

[smileyeagle1021]

Fenrus, how did I know you would show up in this thread...
and sure, take a day off work... and come do my job, you'll have a blast.

[Fenrus]

Cuz it's 449 AM, and I'm bored, why else would I show up...

But hey, I'll do your job if you do mine. Get berated by callers, officers, supervisors, sergeants, and whoever else happens to come by. ^_^

[smileyeagle1021]

Cuz it's 449 AM, and I'm bored, why else would I show up...

But hey, I'll do your job if you do mine. Get berated by callers, officers, supervisors, sergeants, and whoever else happens to come by. ^_^

sounds like your average call center job...

[Fenrus]

sounds like your average call center job...

Yeah, but it's a little different when you're talking on the air, and then suddenly in your ear, all you can hear is "slam/whack/boom oh god, help me! *disconnect*"

It's quite fun.

[smileyeagle1021]

Yeah, but it's a little different when you're talking on the air, and then suddenly in your ear, all you can hear is "slam/whack/boom oh god, help me! *disconnect*"

It's quite fun.

i'll bet... but until then I'll just have to settle for watching naked people (and I'm getting that sinking feeling that at least one CSer will eventually show up where I work naked because of this thread).

[Fenrus]

Nah, I went home instead... more fun.

[smileyeagle1021]

that doesn't mean that you (or anyone else on this thread) isn't going to come in at 2am on a day off...
... and considering our normal clientelle (nice people don't get me wrong) you'd probably be better looking than most of the naked people I've seen.

eta- fenrus, you mean there is something more fun than nudity (sadly, before working at the hotel that might have been sarcasm).