do I attract naked people?

[nomorecarts]

I'm over 2000 miles away from SLC

and too cheap to pay for a plane ticket

[Fenrus]

... and considering our normal clientelle (nice people don't get me wrong) you'd probably be better looking than most of the naked people I've seen.

I don't know if that's sarcasm, but I feel flattered and oddly shy...

you mean there is something more fun than nudity

When you're a WoWaddict, yes... yes there is...

It's called Tanking Mana Tombs in healer gear... and winning. ^_^

[Evil Queen]

I'LL show up at 2am. I wanna see the nudists too! And point and laugh.

Ya know what? I checked in the District Manager for Home Depot from Salt lake today. Told him I had a friend that worked at your hotel. He may or may not stop by when he gets home and torture you on my orders.

[Evil Queen]

At any of you ladies on here - you're all HOT!!!.

Hey, I'll eat up this compliment as if it's candy.

[powerboy]

Sorry I deleted that post by accident.

Now you know it was not any of us males that was staring at you. If it was one of us males, then we would have been at an attention. At any of you ladies on here - you're all HOT!!!.

[smileyeagle1021]

Now you know it was not any of us males that was staring at you. If it was one of us males, then we would have been at an attention.

I'm flattered... but I didn't think that many guys on the thread would be into a guy like me...

I'LL show up at 2am. I wanna see the nudists too! And point and laugh.

Ya know what? I checked in the District Manager for Home Depot from Salt lake today. Told him I had a friend that worked at your hotel. He may or may not stop by when he gets home and torture you on my orders.

you have spies, er friends, in salt lake... I'm doomed...

I don't know if that's sarcasm, but I feel flattered and oddly shy...

actually not sarcasm...

[Evil Queen]

BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No, I'm okay.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

Seriously, I'm okay. I just have to get it out of my system.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, I think I'm done.

Hee.... I'm done.

I has spies.

[Fenrus]

Maybe you should get Naked Spies...

Smiley'd probably be used to it, it'd be less suspicious than clothed ones.

[DistantStar]

Hmm. I'm about five hours from Salt Lake. Definitely reachable.

[smileyeagle1021]

Maybe you should get Naked Spies...

Smiley'd probably be used to it, it'd be less suspicious than clothed ones.

very true... i'd probably think it's just a normal night at work with someone streaking...

and I must admit, naked spies would make the job a lot more interesting...

any volunteers (hey, I might as well ask, sense I get the feeling that EQ would end up setting it up anyway )

[Evil Queen]

I'm sneaky that way.

[smileyeagle1021]

Yeah, so next time I see a naked person I'll know it's one of your spies.

[SuperDan]

In the nine years I was at my former employer (a grocery store), I've seen some weird shit. But I've never seen anything like this.

This story involves a girl, maybe 15 or 16 years old. A friend of her family who works with us confirmed that she's mentally handicapped.

The girl apparently got in an argument with her mother sometime either when they were almost done checking out or after they had checked out. The girl ran out into the parking lot screaming and proceeded to strip butt-naked. Well, she left her socks on at first anyway, but eventually she took those off too.

The mother begged her to put her clothes back on. No dice. The mother begged her to get in the car. No dice. The police arrive. The girl is still running around naked and shouting.

After a while, the girl got violent toward both her mother and the police, actually striking her mother a few times. Finally, two firemen, a police officer, and the chief of the fire department were able to simultaneously wrap the girl in a big red tarp and tackle her to the ground.

With a little more struggle, the girl was transferred to a gurney and restrained. EMS from the next town over transported her away, presumably to one of our county's government-subsidized mental health facilities.

So yeah, now I've officially seen everything.

[thehippie777]

man, I have had people get enthused about trying to have sex in the public hot tub in the middle of the friggn day...

I have had people wonder if they can go into the pool naked very often. I have had people strip naked cuz they were too drunk to give a poo. Keep in mind that the pool is visible from the desk & the entire lobby.

I am a no nononono no oh hell no person when it comes to people wanting to be naked in the view of everyone else of the hotel. Why?

Well, I had a lady friggn bitch me out once cuz people were watching HBO in the lobby, had just left, and she had brought her son downstairs (past 11pm), and she felt what was on TV wasn't at all appropriate for her young son. I couldn't even hear the TV at the time & hadn't really been paying attention either.

I have also had a large group of people (people who are here often hence give the hotel money often) drinking their personal beers in the lobby & had a lady with two young kids bitch me the hell out because "If I wanted my kids in a bar I would walk across the street. This is supsta be a family hotel!!!!! (and proceeded to drag her confused children by the arms down the hallway)" If I hadn't been new at the time I would have told the lady this wasn't a Holiday Inn, and we infact cater to business people, and let alone how much money this particular group gives us...

[smileyeagle1021]

If I hadn't been new at the time I would have told the lady this wasn't a Holiday Inn, and we infact cater to business people, and let alone how much money this particular group gives us...

Oh God, please say you never actually said that to someone... working in the call center was hard enough without other hotel chains helping the SCs.

FTR- Holiday Inn is now catering to business travelers as well through their Select and Crowne Plaza brands.