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  • What is the weirdest thing the store has ever sold?

    I think mine has got to be a giant ceramic frog playing a violin. Top that!
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    I once sold a television... at a convenience store!

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    • #3
      Rubber frisbees that were meant to be animals, but resembled roadkill (picture a small rubber disc with head, little arms, little legs and tail on it) IMHO.
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      • #4
        nut rub

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        • #5
          I runa photo lab and dry cleaners. One of my biggest sellers is walking sticks.

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          • #6
            Salt and pepper shakers shaped like fish. (this is in an online store for a women's social org. no idea why we stocked those.)
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            • #7
              Ceiling fans . . . in a GROCERY store.
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #8
                A singing animatronic deer head.

                In a HARDWARE STORE (it rhymes with "canards").

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                Believe dat.

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                • #9
                  Vegan shoes (yes, they're advertised as such). And handmade lamps.

                  ...... I work in a grocery store.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth derangedperson View Post
                    A singing animatronic deer head.

                    In a HARDWARE STORE (it rhymes with "canards").

                    Did it sing "Eau Claire de la lune"? Note - I know that's not the spelling of the song title, but if it's the store I'm thinking of, I may soon be going to one of their distribution centres on a regular basis.
                    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                    • #11
                      One store I worked at (kind of a hardware/outdoor/general store, but had expanded into housewares and fabrics as well) had a buyer who was OBSESSED with chickens. We had chickens on everything you can think of, including a toilet brush. I don't remember ever selling any...

                      The place I'm working now has little keychains shaped like pigs that have an LED in their snout and make a sound when you squeeze them. They're selling fast but I have NO idea why. We are a pet food store!

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                      • #12
                        I currently work in a printshop. We make invoices, flyers, business cards, sell stationary...

                        ... and we sell doll clothes.



                        The boss' wife started a side business years ago, importing doll gowns and shoes and accessories from Mexico and selling them online. I've shipped stuff out to the US, Europe, Asia and Australia.
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                        • #13
                          While in Florida in '99 I found a ceramic frog in a shop.

                          That isn't so strange.

                          The fact it had an erect penis upon which was placed an upside down green cup was however a little odd.
                          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                          • #14
                            The amusement park I used to work at put in a Sanrio (Hello Kitty) store. In a pay-just-to-get-in amusement park. I don't know what they were thinking. It never did decent buisness compared to other shops in that area, but it was still there when I left.
                            The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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                            • #15
                              horny goat weed and flavored condoms in a christian book store. had me saying
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