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  • #31
    The TMI card can be countered only by a Brain Bleach card.
    To counter the I don't speak your language there needs to be an Employee speaks the language card, perhaps with a die roll to determine if the particular language is indeed spoken by the employee.
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    • #32
      Inspired by the title of another thread; the Indecisive Bag Customer.

      Mike
      Meow.........

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      • #33
        I love our ideas, EricKei! I'll work on them this weekend.

        Justacashier, I've got a pic of a waffle king that I'm going to tweak to be frowning, not smiling. I think you'll like it when I'm done.
        Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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        • #34
          Cool!

          Just thought of another Counter Card; Lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine.


          Mike
          Meow.........

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          • #35
            Self-sighting and brain-burp cards?

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            • #36
              the Batshit Crazy card was just . . . freaky.

              Scary.
              They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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              • #37
                Quoth Panacea View Post
                the Batshit Crazy card was just . . . freaky.

                Scary.
                Yep. Scary AWESOME
                Last edited by EricKei; 02-05-2011, 12:14 AM. Reason: people keep posting while i'm making up cards x.x
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                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                • #38
                  I thought about a "cookoo for coco puffs" type of card, but I saw that pic and just knew it was right for something. I'm glad it has the right effect.
                  Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                  • #39
                    I'm one of your best customers! I shouldn't have to pay a late fee. (bonus if they are always late)
                    I'm one of your best customers! I should get a discount. (bonus if this is the first time you ever saw them here)

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                    • #40
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                      SC Card: Epic battlefield (EE loses a turn putting all of the little horses and cowboys back where they belong)

                      SC Card: The Skeeve (EE may not play any Counter abilities this turn, due to desire to avoid the SC at all costs)

                      EE Card: Loss Prevention (Remains in play until the next time SC would normally take an Item/Purchase card; Discard (this LP Card) at that time and prevent SC from taking the Purchase/Item card until end of EE's next turn) (in other words, it gives the EE one more turn to try and win the card)

                      SC Card: Blind LP Dude (SC has a 50/50 shot of either getting one Purchase for free or losing a turn)

                      EE Card: The Almighty Banhammer (SC loses a turn, threatening never to come back...yeah right)

                      SC Card: Coffee-cup holder (EE loses one computer or electronic-type card in play) (ya know, the slide-out cupholder on the front of every computer. The abbreviation stands for Cup Drop - Receptacle On Machine)

                      EE Card: Is it plugged in? (SC skips next draw phase unless they have a Power Cord or other "connector"-type card in play or in their hand)

                      EE Card: Universal Password (Look at SC's hand and take any one computer-type card) (hint: the password is "password")

                      SC Card: Trying Dave's patience (SC gains EW status for one turn: Ignores effects of any Counter cards played by EE until end of SC's next turn)

                      SC Card: The roadapple doesn't fall far from the tree (Send in the kid -- allows one more turn to attempt to claim a card that the EE would have otherwise won)

                      EE Card: Check for ID (Play as a Counter -- Item SC would have won gets shuffled back into the Purchase pile. No Points are spent; may not attempt another purchase for two turns)

                      Aaaaand...in honor of the Kirk card ^_^

                      SC Card: Kobayashi Maru scenario (SC really DOES know the boss, but boss has instructed EE not to treat her any differently...The problem is, she's related to HIS boss... -- EE loses a turn to have a nervous breakdown)
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #41
                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        SC Card: Kobayashi Maru scenario (SC really DOES know the boss, but boss has instructed EE not to treat her any differently...The problem is, she's related to HIS boss... -- EE loses a turn to have a nervous breakdown)
                        Whoa. Great card!
                        They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                        • #42
                          How about the:

                          False advertising card
                          Out of return period card
                          Grazers card (for those who graze instead of buy)
                          Scavenger Hunt (for hidden merchandise)
                          I don't need to frikken' ID card (maybe a pic of a baby with pacifier)
                          "you look bored" card
                          "If it doesn't scan it's free" card
                          300 items in the express lane card

                          etc etc etc
                          A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                          • #43
                            In light of some recent posts, maybe we should have one for "The store is closed" - this could combine in different ways with awesome manager, spineless manager, EW, etc.

                            Edit: Whoa..how could we forget the "You have to help me!/I don't work here" card?
                            Last edited by MoonCat; 02-05-2011, 01:40 AM. Reason: thought of another one
                            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                            • #44
                              'nother one; You've ruined my Whomever's Whatever Card (ie: Kids' Christmas).


                              Mike
                              Meow.........

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                              • #45
                                The Classic pwn/burn card: The best defensive in the deck. Any other card played against you is reflected back around, turning against its player and leaving you alone.

                                The good manager card: Defensive: Will put a stop to any kind of abuse on the spot. Banishes one SC card forever. Unfortunately, she is also banished forever at the end of the next turn.

                                You're fired: A cruel card that instantly kills any player. Usually involves a measure of injustice, and seldom has a real reason for it.

                                The good worker: This worker has your back and gives you +2/2 to whatever you're doing.

                                Burnout: "I'm so sick of this!" This card neutralizes all positive elements of a card. It might be used against an SC card, but only reduces their nastiness by half.

                                Video killed the SC whine star: The video camera will stop an SC cold, and also serves as a defense to "You're fired."

                                But I wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn nnnnnttttttttttttttttttttt it: This deadly card clears out the field. It produces an unstoppable temper tantrum. Defense is only possible from it's counter-card, "But I don't care," or from "The Classic pwn/burn card."

                                But I don't care: Allows a player to escape one SC. Will not work against management cards.

                                Micromismanagement: This card brings -2/2 to all beneficial cards and + 2/2 to all baleful ones.

                                Corporate micromismanagement: This card has the same power as Micromismanagement, but it also enables the use of "Dock your pay."

                                Dock your pay: Unable to receive any further money or cards, but still expected to work. Can only be used immediately afterwards of Corporate micromismangement.

                                The union: Roll a D4. If you roll a 1, the union makes problem cards worse. If you roll 2-4, the union puts a stop to "You're fired," "Micromismangement," and "Corporate micromismanagement. (This also revokes the ability to play "Dock your pay.")

                                Screw-up fairy: She thinks she's helping, but she ruins the schedule as well as the merchandise. Though not an SC herself, she will trigger them.

                                Manager-free day: Play this card to protect yourself. All SC/terrible cards unless otherwise noted can be safely ignored for one turn.

                                Brain ammonia: Gives you the ability to forget traumatic cards, but doesn't really protect you. It merely lets you keep functioning. Warning: Do not play with brain bleach already on the field. It will kill everyone.

                                The actual lawyer: The actual lawyer revokes all other lawyer cards and deflects a lawyer-SC onto someone else.

                                Faked an accident: Used by an SC to get money or other goods because they pretended, or forced themselves, to have a fall.

                                The Kristev card: I am a janitor, and I don't care about the consumers one bit. I want them to shop elsewhere, so . . . in short, the power of my card is: I clean up any mess and invalidate "Faked an accident" cards by beating the SC to the mess they intend to fake an accident with.

                                You can go straight to K-Mart: A trump card that deflects an SC to another player.

                                The big blue unhappy face/Maul Mart: The place of exile and ruin. "No passenger was known to flee that logged a night in memory. That wily subterranian inn contrives that none come out again."

                                Seven of swords: In the tarot, it's the card of thieves. In supermarkets, it's also the card of thieves. Oh look, what's Carmen Sandiego taking into the bathroom today? Power: Something you most prize is stolen by an SC.

                                The ilse (and trolley bay) is for talking: SC, usually a pair. Refuses to move and stops all motion, as well as shopping. You may as well shop in another part of the store right now, or do without a trolley, because they'll never go away.

                                The cell phone: The rudest invention possible. You don't even want to know the power of this destructive artifact.

                                It's Superbill: No, he hasn't come to save you. He's a one-hundred dollar bill. Excellent at shutting down cashiers in a single transaction.
                                Last edited by Kristev; 02-05-2011, 09:50 AM.
                                Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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