CSR CCG - put in your suggestions here!

[Kristev]

Not a card, an observation.

Isn't it disgusting how low we can come up with human idiocy, most of us merely on the spot? If only goodness were this powerful.

[snugglegirl05]

The "I am not from around here" card
The "you will speak to ...." card
The "Do I have to call the mayor?" card
The "What is the name of the event?" card so SC can crash the reserved event because she does not want to find other parking
The "who do I have to call so I can park?" card used by a SC when the garage is reserved for events

[EvilEmpryss]

Wow, I've got 21 new cards, and at least that many more new suggestions! If I haven't gotten to one you suggested yet, it's either because I'm having trouble visualizing it just right, or I had to take a break because my fingers are bleeding on the keyboard from doing all of these!

Yeah, Kristev, it's kind of sad how these are so easy to come up with.

Yappy Dog in Purse: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...ppyDogCard.jpg
Wrong Number: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...NumberCard.jpg
Woodchipper: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...hipperCard.jpg
Self-Sighting Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...ghtingCard.jpg
Repetitious Instructions Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...RepeatCard.jpg
Is it Plugged In Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...luggedCard.jpg
Payment with Coins: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...tCoinsCard.jpg
Password Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...sswordCard.jpg
No Service Card (pants are not optional!): http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...erviceCard.jpg
Loss Prevention Fail: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...ssFailCard.jpg
SC Foreign Language Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...gnLangCard.jpg
Employees Speaks Foreign Language Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...s/JiveCard.jpg
ID10T Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w.../ID10TCard.jpg
Empty Plate Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...s/FoodCard.jpg
Hobbyland Battle Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...BattleCard.jpg
Better Living Through Chemistry Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w.../DrugsCard.jpg
Wrong Catalog Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...atalogCard.jpg
Break Room Sanctuary Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...akRoomCard.jpg
Brain Fart Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...inFartCard.jpg
Best Customer Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...stomerCard.jpg
Indecisive Bag Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...BattleCard.jpg

[blas]

We need a Kid Card. Not sure what it would look like, but it's perfect for "But my CHILDREN are going to go hungry!" "But I have CHIIILLLLDREN in the car waiting!"

[mharbourgirl]

I'm trying to think of a good image for the 'Lifetime Exemption from the Laws of Thermodynamics' card, aka 'My chicken was no longer hot enough to melt plastic after my 45-minute drive home in my poorly-heated car and you need to replace it!'.

Needs to be also a 'Weather' card, because of all the SCs that expect us to be available even if there's 10 feet of snow on the roads. Or floods. Or the ice storm of the millenium. Can be paired with the 'Natural Disaster' card because the expectations are the same in each case. Bonus points for the SC if it's paired with the 'Food Delivery' card.

[MoonCat]

What about a Bratty Kid card for all those little darlings who trash stores? Or we could make it a "Parenting Fail" card.

BTW, thank you EE for all the work you've done on finding these images!

[Kristev]

And one more: The Angel Cat: This gentle, loving card thinks it owns you, but it knows when you're unhappy and tries its level best to comfort you. It reminds you that there is good in the world. Weakness: It can only be played in your home, not your jobsite.

[EricKei]

I'm trying to think of a good image for the 'Lifetime Exemption from the Laws of Thermodynamics' card, ...

Needs to be also a 'Weather' card, because of all the SCs that expect us to be available even if there's 10 feet of snow on the roads. Or floods. Or the ice storm of the millenium.

Thermodynamics: A person roasting on a spit over a huge can of Sterno

Weather: an image of a store with so much snow around it that you can barely see the peak of the roof, with a little sign that says "YES! WE'RE OPEN!" (special effect: No managers will show up that day; same as Kristev's Manager-free day card, plus no cards that force the SC to leave/skip a turn will function)

Brain ammonia: .... Warning: Do not play with brain bleach already on the field. It will kill everyone.

Dodd Gammit, Kristev! I happened to LIKE that monitor! >_<

[Mytical]

Lol, poor EE needs a moment to breathe .

[BlaqueKatt]

I can't believe we don't have the
"false advertising" card(can be played in conjunction with the lawyer or rights card)
or the
Misread/misleading sign cards(misread being the counter to misleading)

[Kristev]

Mental runaround and around and around and around: The SC simply will not hear anything you say. This card can be played up do as many times as a D4 + 1 will allow before being discarded. It lets an SC override what they are told and continue to demand their way. Example: "It's Sunday. The techs are all off today." - "You will send me a tech today, yes, or else I'll call the police on you!" - "The sale ended yesterday and the coupon expired last week." - "But you can still honor the coupon, and the sale price, so I can get a hundred boxes of beer for a penny a box, right?"

Employee revolt/Banish the bosses: This card removes all manager and SC cards in play. For one full turn, manager cards cannot be played and SC cards function at half power. If played in conjunction with "The union," the effect of employee revolt is permanent.

"That's it, I quit! Why should I put up with this crap another minute when I could be making 50 bucks a client as a private fortune-teller?" With this card, you immediately stop playing and exile yourself from the game. You walk out of the game as effectively as you walk out of your job. For you the game is over. However, you are considered the winner. The game continues, but only to see who else makes second place. This card cannot be played until ten rounds have passed.

The Good Customer: She is sweet as can be, and reasonable. Understands that coupons have rules. She knows what she wants and gets that instead of spending all day shopping. She brings receipts. Pays in cash at long lines. Understands how to say "I'm so sorry, my fault entirely" if she reads a sale wrong. Leaves tips for the waitress - at the right amount. Tells management what a good worker someone else is, and says "You should give them a raise." Why, she even tells managers if an SC is conning them within her sight. Powers: Provides a bonus to any player, removes a negative condition from a player, and can be used to counter an SC card. There is exactly 1 of her in every deck.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Summon Worker Like a Dog Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...moningCard.jpg
The Loss Prevention Card: http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...moningCard.jpg

I'm surprised no one else has mentioned the above duplication of images.

We also need a "I only have $100 bill" card. Perhaps a picture of a $100 bill, with many smaller bills in the background.

[TheSHAD0W]

The "Janus" card. The customer appears, and is sweetness and light, but then... (Draw next card to find out what happens.)

[barainga]

How about the'its not fair card' or a perhaps wel-fare queen (or king) card? You know the ones... the ones that argue about not being able to buy Name-Brand or tobacco/cigarettes with public assistance and how the kids are starving and then drive off in a brand new hummer.

*** Disclaimer- I am well aware that there are many people who legitimately need public assitance and the above suggestion is meant in no way to bash those individuals who truly need the help.

[Skeksin]

Befuddle them with Technobabble - go into detailed description of what is going on using all the jargon so they realize just how over their heads they are and how complex everything really is.

F33R the command line! - have customer go through troubleshooting steps that seem really scary and foreign so they get the information you need and are more likely to follow your commands.