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  • And you thought Twilight was bad....

    In clearance swamp stores now! Fifty Shades of Gray designer wallets!

    Finally, a money receptacle that's as bad as your taste in literature!

    These came in on the truck last night. I saw them. I need a drink and a shower.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    No. Just many times. No.

    Never read Fifty Shades Of Gray. Don't plan to. My sense of self-loathing does not run that deep.

    This is the wallet I may get for myself:



    I'm a 31-year-old woman. Kinda sad really.

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    • #3
      Well, since we're talking about fifty shades, here's a dramatic reading of one of the sections of book 2....WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvZVpbJ9DzY
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #4
        I raise you this video of Gilbert Godfried reads 50 Shades of Grey

        But yeah....No, I definitely do not a 50 Shades of Grey wallet. *insert shuddering with disgust smilie here*

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        • #5
          Quoth Magic And Pancakes View Post
          No. Just many times. No.

          Never read Fifty Shades Of Gray. Don't plan to. My sense of self-loathing does not run that deep.

          This is the wallet I may get for myself:

          http://assets.gearlive.com/blogimage...-cd_wallet.jpg

          I'm a 31-year-old woman. Kinda sad really.
          Same here but for different reasons. I don't mind stories like this - I'm a big fan of Kushiel's Dart after all. However from what I've heard of the series it's take on "adult games" has been very... juvenile, and tends to misrepresent the adult community in general. (The review from a certain pansexual podcast based in the northwest also helped solidify my decision to say "um no thanks" to the series).

          as for wallets though... I'm rather happy with the one I already have. My BF gave it to me for my birthday. The 'stashes on the back glow in the dark!

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          • #6
            Quoth PepperElf View Post
            as for wallets though... I'm rather happy with the one I already have. My BF gave it to me for my birthday. The 'stashes on the back glow in the dark!
            Warning! Mustache riding in purse!
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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            • #7
              heh. i also liked that the main 'stash was sparkly. kinda like "cool starry stash bro"

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              • #8
                Hee, this is MY wallet!

                "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                • #9
                  Quoth fireheart View Post
                  Well, since we're talking about fifty shades, here's a dramatic reading of one of the sections of book 2....WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvZVpbJ9DzY
                  Not safe for work, yet my company proudly announces when we sell what is basically porn in literary form.

                  That's why I've begun considering writing erotica, since I could easily get the Bullseye to foot the bill for promoting it.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth fireheart View Post
                    Well, since we're talking about fifty shades, here's a dramatic reading of one of the sections of book 2....WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvZVpbJ9DzY
                    Hee hee...kinky fuckery.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11
                      One of my wallets says I (heart) and a picture of a big mustache on it.
                      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                      • #12
                        We've gone from Fifty Shades of Gray to mustache rides in ten posts.

                        I <3 you guys.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          From what I've heard, this piece of excrement started as Twilight fanfiction. I think the hint was the lip-biting. I never read it, this is just what I heard.
                          My Guide to Oblivion

                          "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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                          • #14
                            If anyone, as I was, is curious to see just how bad Fifty Shades actually is, may I recommend:

                            Jen Reads Fifty Shades

                            She is part-way through the third book, but I must admit I gave up at the start of Fifty Shades Freed because just the reviews of the characters were starting to depress me.

                            For a more fun version, check out Katrina Lumsden's reviews on Goodreads (there's GIFs!):

                            Fifty Shades of Grey
                            Fifty Shades Darker
                            Fifty Shades Freed
                            "Bring me knitting!" (The Doctor - not the one you were expecting)

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                            • #15
                              To get back to the OP: please tell me that wallet has a chain on it. That would be awesome.
                              "If you pray very hard, you can become a cat person." -Angela, "The Office"

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