I don't even work here! And neither does he!

[Plankton78]

I know that I just posted a thread not too long ago, but this should make ya'll laugh. Yes, I get SCs at my job, we all do, but outside of my job? Well......

I'm grocery shopping.....in a different grocery store....with my big mouth three year old mini me (yes, that's important too). A middle aged bottle blonde comes up to me in the produce section.

SC: Do you work at dollar (not dollar) store?
Me: Yes.......
SC: Oh great! Do you know where the baking soda is?
Me: () Um. No. I don't. You could ask one of the employees here. There's one right there by the potatoes.
SC: But you work at dollar (not dollar) store, right?
Me: Um. Yes.....
SC: Then you can tell me where the baking soda is!!

Me: I don't work here though..... I don't know where they stock their products.
SC: No. You work in a grocery store!
Me: () Um. But not this one lady. I've really got to finish my shopping. There's a worker right there. Ask him.
SC: I'm going to call your manager!!
Me: Okay......
SC: I'm calling corporate!!
Me: Okay.......
SC: YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN TROUBLE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE FIRED!!
Me: Good luck on that one.

So the SC starts to storms off when my fiery mini me pops up with "Mama, why's that lady being so RUDE?"

SC: HES GOING TO BE FIRED TOO! *storms off to reak havoc elsewhere*

[AyreBiskits]

good googally moogally, someone's left the bleach on a little too long...

seriously? lol did she really believe you'd get fired at that store? for being a customer? lol

[Evannah]

I don't think that lady is right in the head. Why the hell would she say she's going to get your three-year-old son fired? Fired for what exactly? And why would she complain about you when you don't even work there? Does she really think that if you work in one shop, you work in them all?

OMG LOL!

[Plankton78]

I've never laughed so hard. I'm so going to be fired for being a customer in a grocery store. Ahhhh. My sides hurt and mini me just had to get a say in like always.

[raudf]

*blinks* My brain was already hurting, so when my head hit the desk, it made it feel better. I can stand to lose a few braincells.. she can't. She's already lost all of her allotted amount and still be able to breathe.

Lady (used losely in this case), not every grocery store is laid out the same way. Heck, not every store in the same chain is laid out the same way! Just because a person works at store X, doesn't mean that they're gonna know what store Y carries or where it is. Also, if you're looking for baking soda.. try the isle that has the BIG ROW OF CAKE MIXES, SUGAR, AND FLOUR!!!! Or, you know, ask someone who actually works there!

[Seanette]

What in the world can a 3yo even be fired FROM?

[dalesys]

What (job) in the world can a 3yo even be fired FROM?

Nursing.

No love at first bite...

[Seanette]

My mother says that was about when she weaned me. She claims to have scars. Uh, sorry, I didn't know better at that age.

[cleorose]

Ma'am you need to be fired from this planet. I am pretty sure they have local ordinances about letting stupid people out with medication and supervision.

[Plankton78]

I got to work today for my shift and my store manager calls me in the office. When I get in there, she's frowning and says sternly, "I received a customer complaints against you."
Then she busts out laughing, saying 'that lady has lost her marbles!!' She had tears rolling. I can't believe that woman actually called my manager.

[Sapphire Silk]

Well, the SC made a fool of herself in public. Calling your manager was her feeble attempt to justify in her own pea brain of a mind that she was right.

[snugglegirl05]

Customer was stupid to have made a complaint.

If I was the one who took the complaint, I would have laughed in her face.

[Argabarga]

I demand you HIRE that lady so you can then FIRE her for being RUDE to me!

Seems reasonable....

[Food Lady]

I have a brain injury, and this story is making it worse!

[Plankton78]

To a SC, what is rational, reasonable logic good for anyways?