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    Under the Kilt

    I thought I've seen it all. Well, quite literally saw "it all" a few nights ago. It was a busy Saturday and we had a bunch of call ins that left only me and my co worker on the front line. We just finished a huge line and this happened:


    We saw this guy in a kilt. We were suprised to see him in the full outfit right down to his shoes. We didn't mean to stare but he was like six feet away. my co worker liked his shoes. So Kilt guy (KG) saw his seeing him:

    KG: Hey you ever wonder what's under a kilt?!

    He yelled this and me and my cw both said: no!

    Should have shut our eyes. Cuz the next thing we know he flips his kilt up and flashes us. He went commando. Us: Him:

    So... yeah I saw a full frontal of some dude's junk at work. He was on full camera.

    KG: Okay, don't report me now! Bye! *puts his pinky to his mouth and thumb to his ear like a cell phone* call me!

    And then he was gone. Security had their backs to him only a few feet away.

    CW and I were too stunned to do anything. I am so glad there were no children around. I don't think anybody but us saw this but I was pretty grossed out.

    MY cw went into the back and told the boss. She laughed it off and never called security. Huh. So yeah... Anybody ever asks you that question CLOSE YOUR EYES ASAP!
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    I'm guessing (hoping) alcohol was involved? But from your description, sounds like he was trying to be funny rather than lewd, so I guess you can chalk it up as one for the book, and if a KG ever starts down that routine again you can just say "Nope, seen it." and send him on his way.

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    • #3
      Q: What's worn under a Scotsman's kilt?
      A: Nothing; it's all in full working order.


      More seriously: that was a direct violation of (many places') decency laws, and certainly common manners. "Don't report me now" tells me he knew very well that it was. And "call me" tells me what he was hoping to achieve.

      So yes, I'd bloody well report him. There are much more polite ways to make an advance! And either of you could easily have been a minor for all he knew.
      Seshat's self-help guide:
      1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
      2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
      3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
      4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

      "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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      • #4
        Yeah, I've known a few people like that. One even backed up against a Radio station booth when they were live on the air and lifted the (back) of his kilt... made the presenter swear live on air! At least they were not minors though!
        I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi

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        • #5
          It's funny in its own way, but Seshat is correct: he knew it was a violation of a variety of laws/manners, and definitely should be reported.

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          • #6
            Proper response: call security.

            Imagined ideal responses:

            - Deadpan 'we are not amused' stare
            - Perplexed eyebrow 'is that it?' raise
            - Amused 'aw, wee lamb' snigger
            PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

            There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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            • #7
              Speaking for most kilt wearers (of which I am often one - love my Utilikilt), shame on him. It's people like that who give us a bad name.

              Although I will often wear my kilt in public, and I do wear it "properly", to display is considered a severe violation of an unwritten code of honor. For those of us that feel this way, I offer our apologies for this idiot.
              I will not be pushed, stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own. --#6

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              • #8
                What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?


                His shoes.

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                • #9
                  I'll just leave this here:

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65hOhj94ZGE
                  When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                  • #10
                    Dude asks me: Know what's under my kilt?!

                    Me: Meh. Not much.

                    Dude:

                    Me:
                    Last edited by shopgirl15; 05-17-2013, 01:45 AM.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth sms001 View Post
                      I'm guessing (hoping) alcohol was involved?
                      Well clearly he's a true Scot so that should already be answered.
                      I AM the evil bastard!
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                      • #12
                        Quoth shopgirl15 View Post
                        Dude asks me: Know what's under my kilt?!

                        Me: Meh. Not much.

                        Dude:

                        Me:
                        Good one! There is also "You can't tell, ether?"

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                        • #13
                          I had a (super hot) Scottish student teacher in high school who promised he'd wear his kilt for us. Then the day he was going to wear it, the weather was quite windy, so he didn't. And he never did pick another, less blustery day.
                          I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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                          • #14
                            When I saw the title, my brain went straight to this: http://store.thedevilspanties.com/De...&searchSize=12

                            Jennie Breeden is just, well, brilliant.

                            But that guy was just a moron.
                            A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth shopgirl15 View Post
                              Dude asks me: Know what's under my kilt?!

                              Me: Meh. Not much.

                              Dude:

                              Me:
                              Only sliiightly related; a guy hit on me in a bar once with the line "Do you have a little Irish in you?"

                              Me: Why do you ask?
                              Him: Would you like some?
                              Me: How little IS it?
                              Him ...

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