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  • #1

    you'll do as I say

    a man comes into the bank with a huge bag of coins and we don't have a coin counter.

    SC: excuse me, where is your coin counter?

    Me: we don't have one

    SC: well then you're just gonna have to count it and don't take all day either

    Me: sir, that has to be rolled

    SC: I ain't rolling shit. Count the coins. Or can you not count?

    Me: I'm not counting all that

    SC: HELLO? Didndt I come to bank where banking services are performed? Roll the goddamn coins

    ME: sir, please don't user that kind of language

    SC: roll my mother fuckin coins, you fat bitch

    Me: sir, please leave

    SC: I am not going anywhere until you roll my coins

    Me: sir, I will call the police

    SC: Goddamn you people. You don't know a thing about customer service. No wonder I don't bank here

    Then he stomped out, tripped, and his bag of coins went everywhere.

    Sc: Hey can I get some help over here? HELLO? Does anyone speak fuckin English? FUCK ALL OF YOU
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    Welcome aboard!

    ...Even if your bank DID roll coins, he's not a customer there, and, as such, he probably couldn't have gotten them rolled anyway ~_~
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    • #3
      Quoth moneybags View Post
      SC: roll my mother fuckin coins, you fat bitch
      Yes, I can see that kind of attitude getting all the staff wanting to come and help him.
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      • #4
        First of all,

        And second, I hope somebody was *ahem* kind enough to fetch him a broom and dustpan so he could pick up his coins ...

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        • #5
          He rolled his own coins, they're rollin all over the sidewalk now....
          - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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          • #6
            Quoth Argabarga View Post
            He rolled his own coins, they're rollin all over the sidewalk now....


            oh i'm rolling now, lol!!!
            there's some people with issues that medication, therapy or a baseball bat just can't cure

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            • #7
              Classic SC! So happy you could refuse him service and send him on his way, and I'm glad karma tripped him on the way out the door.

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              • #8
                "Yes, sir, right away."

                (ROLLS COINS; GIVES CUSTOMER BACK ONLY ABOUT HALF. CUSTOMER FLIPS HIS SHIT.)

                "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, we charge a 50 percent fee for that service."

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                • #9
                  Oh man do I remember those pleasant conversations! I LOVED seeing someone haul in a huge bag or jug of coin and demanding to know where our coin machine was (we didn't have one). I would just reach over, grab a hand full of wrappers and say "Right in front of me" and hand them the coin wrappers. Their face was always priceless!

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                  • #10
                    Where are these mystical machines located? In two states and several different banks I've never seen one that had a machine just for this purpose (at least customer facing). Any time I've wanted to turn in change, and we're talking the last 20 years, I've always had to turn them in wrapped beforehand. How OLD are these people doing this??
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                    • #11
                      I've been to several banks that either (a) have a machine behind the counter -- which they will use for CUSTOMERS ONLY if the money is to be immediately deposited, or (b) have a machine at HQ, in which case you can drop off a bag of coins and a partially-filled deposit slip, they'll have it counted there and send you a receipt for your deposit later. Anyone who doesn't have an account gets told go go find a CoinStar machine
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #12
                        Several of the credit unions here have one that you can use. There is a charge for customer and non customer alike but the customer has a reduced rate.

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                        • #13
                          Welcome to the boards OP. Sounds like your customer watched Pulp Fiction one too many times.

                          When I was working at Rank Aid, doing the deposit, we were always told to make sure we didn't leave any change in the deposit, because it was frustrating for the bank teller when we deposited quarters only to ask for them back for store purposes.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Ophbalance View Post
                            Where are these mystical machines located? In two states and several different banks I've never seen one that had a machine just for this purpose (at least customer facing). Any time I've wanted to turn in change, and we're talking the last 20 years, I've always had to turn them in wrapped beforehand. How OLD are these people doing this??
                            Interesting - one of my banks (TD) has them in most if not all of their branches, if I understand correctly. I don't know what they'd do if a non-customer wandered up and used it, though.
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                            • #15
                              My bank has one. Free of charge for customers. Something like 7-10% for non-customers.
                              I'd tell you where to go, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday.

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