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Quoth mhkohne View PostYou know, I think a Casino is one of the few places anywhere in the world that a 10K withdraw might NOT be fraudulent. It still might, of course, but where, other than a casino, would anyone need 10K in cash on a moment's notice?Thank you for calling Card Services, how may I take your abuse today? ~Headset Hellion
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Quoth mhkohne View PostYou know, I think a Casino is one of the few places anywhere in the world that a 10K withdraw might NOT be fraudulent. It still might, of course, but where, other than a casino, would anyone need 10K in cash on a moment's notice?
As to the other question about the self excluded guy who hit the jackpot. The casino does not get the money, it goes I believe to the Gaming Commission and though I don't remember for sure I think it usually gets donated to charity after that."If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant
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Quoth Aethian View Post10 hands or less of BJ not even a full shoe.. Serves me right for surfing while recovering from a fever ~_~
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Quoth Aethian View Post10 hands or less of BJ not even a full shoe.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
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Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View PostAs to the other question about the self excluded guy who hit the jackpot. The casino does not get the money, it goes I believe to the Gaming Commission and though I don't remember for sure I think it usually gets donated to charity after that.You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.
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Quoth sms001 View PostHuh! Interesting tidbit smiley. Wonder if there's been any REALLY long range analysis of this.
That is why part of our Keno audit is to watch surveillance of the balls being pulled (which is done with an automated machine that reads IR chips in the balls to determine the numbers, so no human interaction except in set up and maintenance which can only be done by state certified contractors) to make sure that the keno attendant didn't falsify the numbers (which is practically impossible), rules like finance employees must use a credit card when making purchases on site (that may be a company policy instead of gaming board though), and those are just two of the myriad of rules that require a full time person who does nothing but make sure we don't violate any of the gaming board's just in case rules.If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
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rules like finance employees must use a credit card when making purchases on site (that may be a company policy instead of gaming board though), and those are just two of the myriad of rules that require a full time person who does nothing but make sure we don't violate any of the gaming board's just in case rules.I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
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Quoth Seshat View PostSide note and kind'a question here:
I've long been of the opinion that in the games of 'skill' - or rather, relative skill, such as poker and blackjack - the statistics end up roughly like this:
- house gets a portion
- most players lose
- some players (the most skilled, the luckiest) go home with a portion of what the losers lost.
So basically it ends up being: Losers' losses = house portion + winner's winnings.
At least over a long enough period of time. There might be times where the house loses for a while (or in one of six tables, perhaps); but not in the long run.
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From what I've heard, because poker doesn't have an "edge" that the house can use, players in poker rooms DON'T play against the house - strictly against other players. The "cut of the pot/table rental fee" is the ONLY way the casino makes its money.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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