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  • #16
    Quoth Seshat View Post
    I think I know which chain Latekin works for (no, I won't say); and I am grateful for their policy. Especially in storm season.

    This IS Australia, after all. It's not just the animals and plants that want to kill you, the weather does too.
    I see your point. But unless the "emergency" is truly that then no early opening for you...

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    • #17
      Quoth Antares View Post
      Please state the nature of the emergency...I'm sorry Dave, that does not qualify. We will see you when we open.
      "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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      • #18
        Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
        "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
        I can feel it. My mind is going.

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        • #19
          Quoth Antares View Post
          Please state the nature of the emergency...I'm sorry Dave, that does not qualify. We will see you when we open.
          So this . . . .

          What a jerk.
          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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          • #20
            Quoth gerund View Post
            I can feel it. My mind is going.
            I'm a...fraid.

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            • #21
              Quoth Monterey Jack View Post
              I'm a...fraid.
              Daisy, Daisy...
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #22
                *guy is banging on shuttered/locked/chained doors*

                Those doors are locked because we're not open yet, Dave...

                *bang wham crash*

                Dave...don't do that, Dave...
                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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                • #23
                  Perhaps the plant was called Audrey? ... now that would be an emergency!
                  The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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                  • #24
                    Facing a possible shortage of fresh grown tomatoes is an emergency.

                    But it's one that can wait 45 minutes.
                    Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth EricKei View Post
                      *guy is banging on shuttered/locked/chained doors*

                      Those doors are locked because we're not open yet, Dave...

                      *bang wham crash*

                      Dave...don't do that, Dave...
                      Dave's not here, man...

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                      • #26
                        Quoth LesserSouthernFroglet View Post
                        Dave's not here, man...
                        I am Dave!
                        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                        Who is John Galt?
                        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                        • #27
                          Quoth LesserSouthernFroglet View Post
                          Dave's not here, man...
                          Quoth taxguykarl View Post
                          I am Dave!
                          QED! ... there's no there there ...
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth otakuneko View Post
                            Facing a possible shortage of fresh grown tomatoes is an emergency.

                            But it's one that can wait 45 minutes.
                            Hmmm...fresh grown garden tomatoes... *drool*

                            That guy is a narcissistic rat bastard though. I can't stand people who think they are so special that rules, hours, etc, don't apply to them.

                            I hope y'all at least got overtime out of it, and I hope his tomatoes get worms.

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                            • #29
                              I hope his "tomatoes" turn out to have accidentally crossbred with another member of the family, with the results you could expect from the fruit expressing a trait that's VERY common in the family.
                              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth wolfie View Post
                                I hope his "tomatoes" turn out to have accidentally crossbred with another member of the family, with the results you could expect from the fruit expressing a trait that's VERY common in the family.
                                And I am suddenly reminded of the time my stepdad planted the garden and put the jalopenos next to the radishes. Grandma warned him not to do that, but he (and ol' Miller High Life) he'd do it anyway, it'd be all right.

                                Imagine his surprise when the radishes came in and he went and got one, wiped it off, took a bite and yelled "GOD-DAAAAMM!!"

                                My Grandma laughed at him so hard and told him "I told you that would happen, but you listened to that can of Miller instead of me."

                                Bet something similar would happen if one planted jalopenos by the tomatoes. . .
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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