Quoth draggar
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Diplomacy: Learn to intimidate, bootlick, bribe, fast talk, con...
Problem Solving: How to survive when the odds are stacked against you, including hostile bosses, backstabbing coworkers, and random nutjobs. As an added bonus, you learn the machismo creed: most problems can be solved with large quantities of high explosives.
Math: Nothing teaches imaginary numbers quite like the Alpha Complex bureaucracy.
History: Hey, every secret society has its own history! Why learn just one, when you can have hundreds?!
Tact: Uhhhh... never mind.
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