Crazy Cat Lady (long)

[Kara]

Oh oh, what did I win?

Hmm, uh...

I've got some Spicy Nacho Doritos I could send you (not the habenero ones, those give me heartburn just looking at the bag). They sounded good in the store, but I turned out to be too much of a wuss to handle them. The bag is already open, and they might be kind of stale by the time they get to you, but a prize is a prize.

[air914]

Oh let's all say a prayer that this woman doesn't really have kids.... and um what would make you want to dig up the cat's grave anyway? If the cat "came back to life" wouldn't you have just killed it b/c it's in the ground anyway?? Wouldn't it suffocate pretty quickly?

[BusBus]

Oh let's all say a prayer that this woman doesn't really have kids.... and um what would make you want to dig up the cat's grave anyway? If the cat "came back to life" wouldn't you have just killed it b/c it's in the ground anyway?? Wouldn't it suffocate pretty quickly?

I don't think zombie cats would need oxygen. Just tuna.

[draggar]

Oh oh, what did I win?

A cat sandwch from her picnic.

[GayleShy]

and um what would make you want to dig up the cat's grave anyway?

Thank you, I was just about to say the same thing. I know when I buried my pet dog I didn't dig her back up to see if she was alive still... or, in this case, again. *shudder*

I don't think zombie cats would need oxygen. Just tuna.

Tuna brains, at any rate.

[Kusanagi]

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[Andara Bledin]

Heh. Been there, done that....

Got the Tshirt.

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[karma_gypsy]

Someone should really tell those kids to stop burying cats alive. Its not right.

That's what I was thinkin' . . . poor kitties . . . Just because David Blaine did it doesn't mean you should try it out on the kitties . . .

[LabCat]

I have no idea if this woman was making it all up

You can't make that kind of stuff up!!!!

[Gravekeeper]

Hmm, uh...

I've got some Spicy Nacho Doritos I could send you (not the habenero ones, those give me heartburn just looking at the bag). They sounded good in the store, but I turned out to be too much of a wuss to handle them. The bag is already open, and they might be kind of stale by the time they get to you, but a prize is a prize.

Pfft, Doritos don't go stale. They're neigh invulnerable to the passage of time. Its actually kind of frightening if you think about it...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Pfft, Doritos don't go stale. They're neigh invulnerable to the passage of time. Its actually kind of frightening if you think about it...

Are they related to Twinkies? I hear they don't go bad either.

[CurlyLocks]

I've got some Spicy Nacho Doritos I could send you (not the habenero ones, those give me heartburn just looking at the bag). They sounded good in the store, but I turned out to be too much of a wuss to handle them.

The habanero ones are pretty good. They're sneaky hot - after you eat several the cumulative effect suddenly strikes. My hubby and I just discovered some really hot chips the other day in NJ. They're called Blair's Death Rain Habanero Chips and we've never had anything like them. Pretty awesome, if you like that kind of thing.

[Kara]

The habanero ones are pretty good. They're sneaky hot - after you eat several the cumulative effect suddenly strikes.

Yeah, when they first came out this guy on my team at the time brought a bag and offered to share them with everyone. He offered them to our Lead rep, who ate a handful and said "It's good. Not really that spicy though." Then a few seconds later his face turned red, then his eyes watered and he started sweating.

My father loves spicy things. He seeks out hot sauce that has an atomic radiation warning on it, then pours it on everything. Me, I just can't do it. Once in a great while I'll get brave and try something spicy, but it always ends with me crying and drinking a few glasses of milk to kill the flames.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Are they related to Twinkies? I hear they don't go bad either.

Sure they do... .I recently read a book called "Twinkie Deconstructed" that goes through the ingredients of Twinkies and explains how all those unpronounceable things are made/mined/processed. Interesting read...

[Andara Bledin]

When Twinkies go bad (sounds like a cheesy reality show), it's a rather disturbing effect. Usually the creme filling liquifies. Not pretty.

And Doritos go stale, just like every other tortilla chip out there. Only in the case of Doritos, the staleness mush go through that coating of nacho cheesy goodness, first.

I don't do spicy. Not my thing at all, unless it's something super-dry. Salsa is right out.

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