I manage a facility with 12 conventional fuel dispensers, one diesel dispenser, two car wash bays, three vacuum and air stalls, a Pink and Orange donut joint and an Underground sandwich shop. Needless to say, it is a busy facility--people are always in a hurry to get their stuff and get on their way to work.
Since it is such a busy location, I have lots trash barrels available for patrons to put their waste. OK--I have 20 yes, TWENTY trash barrels and 2 larger curbside wheeled barrels for customers to leave their unwanted items, empty cups, lottery tickets, and unmatched socks. Even with all those receptacles available, I still spend a couple of hours a day walking around with a broom and dust pan cleaning up after piggish inconsiderate lazy folk that cannot shuffle ALL the way to one of the 22 receptacles available for their use.
Today, after spending my requisite two hours picking up unwanted lotto tickets and empty coffee cups I "lost my shit" on a younger father and his child. The larger carbon based life form said to his kid, "just throw that cup in the parking lot." The child, obviously the one WITH the brain said, "but Daddy...trash cans are for trash." <---Words of wisdom. The father tossed the cup on the lot, glared at me and said, "this is why you need to go to college and get a 'real' job...so you dont have to clean up after other people."
LOST IT
I looked at the father and said, "Nice to see that your child learned the REAL use of trash barrels;obviously his mother is good looking and intelligent." Father says, "I am divorced." I replied, "Nice to see she came to her senses and left you." The look on the child's face was priceless..."Dad, you don't need to be rude or mean but you really SHOULD use the trash can."
Since it is such a busy location, I have lots trash barrels available for patrons to put their waste. OK--I have 20 yes, TWENTY trash barrels and 2 larger curbside wheeled barrels for customers to leave their unwanted items, empty cups, lottery tickets, and unmatched socks. Even with all those receptacles available, I still spend a couple of hours a day walking around with a broom and dust pan cleaning up after piggish inconsiderate lazy folk that cannot shuffle ALL the way to one of the 22 receptacles available for their use.
Today, after spending my requisite two hours picking up unwanted lotto tickets and empty coffee cups I "lost my shit" on a younger father and his child. The larger carbon based life form said to his kid, "just throw that cup in the parking lot." The child, obviously the one WITH the brain said, "but Daddy...trash cans are for trash." <---Words of wisdom. The father tossed the cup on the lot, glared at me and said, "this is why you need to go to college and get a 'real' job...so you dont have to clean up after other people."
LOST IT

I looked at the father and said, "Nice to see that your child learned the REAL use of trash barrels;obviously his mother is good looking and intelligent." Father says, "I am divorced." I replied, "Nice to see she came to her senses and left you." The look on the child's face was priceless..."Dad, you don't need to be rude or mean but you really SHOULD use the trash can."
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