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  • #31
    Quoth dalesys View Post
    My brother got cold-nosed by a dog once...

    All he could think was "45!" "Husband!"
    HMMMMM I too got "cold nosed" by my dog BUT I was NOT walking him at the time and we were inside the house he knocked the door to our bedroom open.

    That I ALL I am going to say.
    I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
    -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


    "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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    • #32
      Every cat I adopted managed to lose a collar...and a couple even a harness. XC is right about a kitty straight jacket.
      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

      Who is John Galt?
      -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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      • #33
        Quoth mathnerd View Post
        I've had dogs wiggle their way out of collars, and as long as you show up with an obviously worn collar they just give you a lecture about it.
        Our dog managed to slip his collar on the way out of the humane society. We'd literally just adopted him 2 minutes ago. And the staff had put the collar on him, so it wasn't our fault it was too loose.

        We spent 10 minutes in sobbing panic trying to find him on the property. He'd just run around the building and gone back to the door we came out of, like they did on their walks.

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        • #34
          Quoth scruff View Post
          In England, dog licences got phased out years ago (1987 according to Wikipedia). There's discussions happening about bringing them back, given people who own dangerous dogs and then claim 'they ain't mine' when there's a problem. But currently, no licence or chipping required.

          They do still require a fish license, though.

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          • #35
            Quoth MoonCat View Post
            Whereupon the cat stood up, sort of shimmied once, the wrap slid off, and she walked away. It's like she was just waiting for someone to mention it, the little sneak.
            She had to wait; she could slip out only when it was funny.
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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            • #36
              Quoth An Haddock View Post
              They do still require a fish license, though.
              And a bee licence. Even if it's only half a bee.
              Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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              • #37
                Quoth Marmalady View Post
                And a bee licence. Even if it's only half a bee.
                Even the flat bee on my windshield? Where the last thing that went through its mind was the zinger?
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #38
                  Quoth Marmalady View Post
                  And a bee licence. Even if it's only half a bee.
                  Was it called Eric?

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                  • #39
                    Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                    SC: I didn't think...
                    That says it all right there. This is all the more reason why I do like ASPCA encourages and keep my kitty indoors only. *he's now snuggled up behind me in front of my video game shelf napping* Because you guys remember that really sad Alvin and the Chipmunks episode where their kitty Cookie Chomper III got run over? I wouldn't want anything like that to happen to my best friend.

                    I only wish this thoughtless *ahem* felt the same way.

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                    • #40
                      Thanks

                      Quoth scruff View Post
                      In England, dog licences got phased out years ago (1987 according to Wikipedia). There's discussions happening about bringing them back, given people who own dangerous dogs and then claim 'they ain't mine' when there's a problem. But currently, no licence or chipping required.
                      Thanks for the information. It never crossed my mind that a western country did not require animal licences in the cities. I learn something new every day.

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                      • #41
                        Quoth scruff View Post
                        In England, dog licences got phased out years ago (1987 according to Wikipedia).
                        But wouldn't Greyhounds, Bulldogs (slang for Mack trucks), and Great Danes (a brand of trailer) still need licenses?
                        Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                        • #42
                          Quoth An Haddock View Post
                          They do still require a fish license, though.
                          Does the fish have to be on a leash?
                          "They gave me a badge with my name on it. In case I forget who I am." Dr Who - Closing Time

                          "I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage-Mythbusters

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                          • #43
                            Quoth Lovecats View Post
                            Does the fish have to be on a leash?
                            Just on a line.
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #44
                              Quoth dalesys View Post
                              Just on a line.
                              I know of some kitties who would love to help put that fish on a hook . . .

                              Better yet, skip the hook . . . in MAH belly you go!
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • #45
                                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                                I know of some kitties who would love to help put that fish on a hook . . .

                                Better yet, skip the hook . . . in MAH belly you go!
                                I was going to put in an austin powers meme, but thought I'd go for something cuter...

                                Violets are blue,
                                Roses are red,
                                I bequeath to thee...
                                A boot to the head >_>

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