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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Quoth Soulstealer View PostI once had someone with the weirdest colour settings on their monitor. When you went into their folders it was black with green neon writing.I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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I've mentioned this before; but I used to work with a programming team, and none of us ever wanted to see the code on each other's displays:
White/grey on black,
Black on white/grey (me),
Green on black,
Magenta on blue.
Mr Magenta-on-blue had trouble reading high contrast text, for whatever reason.
All our eyes are different!Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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I had a similar situation once when I was doing tech support for Red Checkmark. It wasn't that she just kept blabbering, but the caller just kept insisting she simply could not do it. No amount of assurance from me could convince her that I could help her.
Quoth thehuckster View Post...then you realize the guy's been on an iPad this entire time (or, worse, a Blackberry!)Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.
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I can see someone setting up the entire system to do green/amber text on a black background -- there used to be a time when that's all many monitors could display. Maybe that's just "what they're used to" ...?
dale - Well, there was that guy who did an AMA onmos eisleyreddit who has a *ahem* matched pair of his own..."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Quoth Soulstealer View PostI once had someone with the weirdest colour settings on their monitor. When you went into their folders it was black with green neon writing. And that was the least head ache inducing part. I swear it took longer to work on their computer because of the colour scheme than the actual problem.
Quoth dalesys View PostReal men have 8" floppies.
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Quoth thehuckster View PostI think 1024x768 is still the defacto standard for minimum resolution, which itself is pretty low, but still probably used by some budget notebook computers. Any lower than that and I'd have to wonder if you still have a CRT monitor and floppy drive to boot.Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.
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Quoth Android Kaeli View PostAt least that's their reasoning, I know people with worse eye sight that uses a different resolution and they get on fine.
Eyes are complicated and can screw you over in many new and interesting ways."It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger
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Quoth Silent-Hunter View Post...I never had one of those, but I have a QIC tape drive.
I had a Stringy Floppy for my TRS-80 Model I...
... If I ever catch whoever hooked the fence charger to the urinal...Last edited by dalesys; 07-16-2015, 07:18 PM.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Ugh. I overheard a couple of my coworkers talking about the same issue as in the OP.
"If you don't have the web page full screen, you can only seen the one box for the User ID, but not the Password." <Apparently, she doesn't know how to use a scroll bar, either. And never mind that if you type in your User ID and then hit tab, it scrolls the screen over so the Password box shows.>
"They should have the User ID box on top, and the Password box below." <Would that really make any difference?>
"It's not user friendly." <Ooooh.... Change. Scary!>"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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