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Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostDid that first guy think that he couldn't call his landline provider from his cell phone?
B"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostAll I have to say about Macs is that they take some getting used to if you're used to using PCs all the time.
I would sit down at one in the computer lab and have the damndest time trying to figure out where Internet Explorer was so I could connect to the Internet.
Plus there was no right-clicking or left-clicking with the mouse--the mouse itself was just one big button.
Plus if you want to get rid of programs, like say a move application program all you have to do it drag it to the trash and delete it.The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.
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I just tried a friend's iPhone. It's seriously pretty. Gorgeous, actually. It feels like money in your hand; I'm not kidding. And the menu is kinda neat.
But people who think they are going to surf the internet on it have another thing coming. It's JUST OK over wifi, but try downloading a moderately complex webpage by cell plan and it's slooooooowwwwwwwwwww. Honestly, it reminded me of my 14.4k modem days. And considering you are downloading the entire webpage, I can only imagine that you will get sodomized by data charges. The web browsing you see on the commercial is absolute fiction.
Also, the keyboard sucks dirty balls. The keys are way too small for a touch screen - about every fifth letter I typed was wrong. I'm a fan of texting; the iPhone would be a total disaster for me. Oh, and the punctuation keys don't fit on the keyboard, you have to toggle to a different keyboard. Er...that's not going to work for me, sorry. Not to get all schoolyard or anything, but my Blackberry can kick your iPhone's ass!But I don't need a vagina. I have a pony.
-Gravekeeper
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Postand who brought up Uwe Boll? <shudder> That man must be stopped.
Quoth Kara_CS View PostSW: Fine! Do whatever the Hell you want, then! *click*
Really? Are you like a genie or something? Do you have legitimate authority to allow that? Sweet! First item on the list, firing Uwe Boll into the sun. Then I'll fill your house with scorpions."You are loved" - Plaidman.
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Quoth Primer View PostMaybe Canarr was thinking about British Pounds Sterling??You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.
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Quoth Max View PostBut people who think they are going to surf the internet on it have another thing coming. It's JUST OK over wifi, but try downloading a moderately complex webpage by cell plan and it's slooooooowwwwwwwwwww. Honestly, it reminded me of my 14.4k modem days. And considering you are downloading the entire webpage, I can only imagine that you will get sodomized by data charges. The web browsing you see on the commercial is absolute fiction.
and as for what you see on commercials, it's all local pages and it's a commercial. They probabaly made one and activated it on a faster network just for the commercial.
Plus, the commercials claim that it has the full, real internet, unlike other mobile devices. Odd, I have the FULL interent on my phone.
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Quoth draggar View PostThey probabaly made one and activated it on a faster network just for the commercial.I think, therefore I am. But I am micromanaged, therefore I am not.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI assure you from nightly experience that some of their users are complete ditch apes. -.-
and who brought up Uwe Boll? <shudder> That man must be stopped.
And Kara brought up Boll (as she admitted) and it was in the context of stopping him, so all is good.
Speaking of that, I vote for radioactive scorpions with flaming bees in their stingers.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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[QUOTE=Rapscallion;152704]Macs haven't burned your dog, stole your beer, cross-dressed in your secret stash of frilly undies.../QUOTE]
Actually, Raps, Macs DID crash into my truck, leer at my girlfriend, try to pick up my underaged niece, steal my mail, serve me warm beer, make me watch Uwe Boll movies, flatten my bike tires, dull my cooking knives, kidnap my mother, run over my cat (twice), run a meth lab out of my bathroom, insult my cooking, browbeat my stepfather, dance on my father's grave, pee in my pool, and set off a small thermonuclear device at my barbecue.
Didn't you get the memo?
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Rapscallion View PostI also omitted how it dug a few graves in your back yard ready for the graves of the commercial spammers that attempt to pollute this board with their filth.
How about we just find a way to bury those spammers in the street and pave right over them?
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Catwoman2965 View PostI wasn't even remotely interested in buying one yet I knew that it was only one per person. Did she think she was extra-special and they might let her buy all of them?
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