Meth Weasel

[Pagan]

Well, never fear, despite the futility of your inquiry I do in fact have you covered. I'm not positive, of course, but I'm pretty sure its in Nevada.

Meh, they could have meant Las Vegas, New Mexico. But, except for New Mexico Highlands University and the state mental hospital, I don't know why you'd want to go there.

I'd offer you a place, rent free, with air conditioning, but I think the commute would be a bit much.

There you go again, making GK blush!

[Raieth]

Mi-lk? That's an odd sounding name for a beer.

And whoever heard of beer with ice cubes?

OMG I nearly sprayed beer all over my keyboard!

[Andara Bledin]

Someone at the 911 call center owes me a cookie.

Here, GK, a cookie for you on behalf of everybody that you averted having to deal with that particular slacktard.

Ah, yes, thank you for laughing at the prospect of living in my country. FYI, we're bigger and we're on top.

*chanting under breath* I will hold my tongue I will hold my tongue I will hold my ... tongue, right.....

^-.-^

[BookstoreEscapee]

No camo stories? I was hoping for one because of this:

I bought my friend's wedding shower gift from her registry at Williams Sonoma. I realized then that apparently WS and Pottery Barn are owned by the same company. So buying something at WS evidently landed me on the mailing list for the PB catalog. So yesterday I got 2 of them...the regular one and the Pottery Barn Teens catalog. The first several pages of PB Teens is all about...yes, you guessed it...CAMO!! And Yes, it does indeed come in PINK. Backpacks, lunchbags, locker accessories, bedding, curtains, even wallpaper...everything you could possibly need to decorate you room like a Cotton Candy Army Barracks...you can get it from Pottery Barn Teens!!

I didn't know whether to or !

[GingerBiscuit]

My meth weasels are attracted by doritos.
Try doritos.

[Gravekeeper]

Incorrect. It is neither beef drippings nor Doritos.

Meth weasels are attracted by spare change. -.-

I'd offer you a place, rent free, with air conditioning, but I think the commute would be a bit much.

A few more days of weather like weds and it may be worth the airfare. =p

[AriRashkae]

OMG I nearly sprayed beer all over my keyboard!

Not a problem here. Our beer's still sitting in primary fermentation, awaiting its Monday transfer to Secondary.

[Sharsarannon]

Ah, Gravekeeper, delivering your almost-daily dose of OH-my-GAWSH-I-can't-even-read-that-out-loud-without-choking-laughing ROTFL Hilarity. Wrapped neatly in little pastry crusts of sarcasm and delivered fresh to my virtual doorstep.

Why do you have this call center job? Why are you not writing professionally? I would rush to buy a book written by GK, and I think a lot of people second that.
You win Funniest Snarky Person of All the Internet.

[TWOLF]

Gravekeeper, I presume your are a fan of three dead trolls in a baggie as well?

[ringflinger]

Meh, they could have meant Las Vegas, New Mexico. But, except for New Mexico Highlands University and the state mental hospital, I don't know why you'd want to go there.

I've been to both (though neither patient nor student am I), and as far as I'm concerned neither is a great reason to go, but sadly I can't think of any better reasons.

I do hear that hotels in town occasionally get irate customers who wonder where all the neon lights are, so I guess the gambling, the shows, and the buffets are reason for some people with a defective sense of direction

[Gravekeeper]

Meh, they could have meant Las Vegas, New Mexico.

Unless it has an international airport, then no. -.-

Gravekeeper, I presume your are a fan of three dead trolls in a baggie as well?

I haven't heard them in forever...

[WSDuckie]

No camo stories? I was hoping for one because of this:

I bought my friend's wedding shower gift from her registry at Williams Sonoma. I realized then that apparently WS and Pottery Barn are owned by the same company. So buying something at WS evidently landed me on the mailing list for the PB catalog. So yesterday I got 2 of them...the regular one and the Pottery Barn Teens catalog. The first several pages of PB Teens is all about...yes, you guessed it...CAMO!! And Yes, it does indeed come in PINK. Backpacks, lunchbags, locker accessories, bedding, curtains, even wallpaper...everything you could possibly need to decorate you room like a Cotton Candy Army Barracks...you can get it from Pottery Barn Teens!!

Oh my... Did you order over the phone? I could have taken your order! (-; Yes, Williams-Sonoma owns PotteryBarn and all the PB names... I about fell out of my chair when I went to PB Teen training and saw that we are now offering PINK CAMO WALLPAPER! I immediately thought of Gravekeeper... I suspect I shall start receiving calls from Nunavut asking for my Pink Camo items...

[Becks]

There you go again, making GK blush!

I think it's my calling in life.

A few more days of weather like weds and it may be worth the airfare.

OK, but don't tell my sister...she wants to come out to NJ to visit me and I'm working on airfare for her, too.

[Kara]

Meh, they could have meant Las Vegas, New Mexico. But, except for New Mexico Highlands University and the state mental hospital, I don't know why you'd want to go there.

I think the mental hospital would be a good place to send the people we deal with. Or ourselves, after years of enduring their tortuous stupidity.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

My meth weasels are attracted by doritos.
Try doritos.

Ranch Doritos are popular here.

Of course, they don't go too well with a glass of wine. Triscuits, however, pair much better.