I was working the last shift on a Tuesday, and it was about 10 at night. We are dead, we just served a police officer who sat around and shot the shit with us for a bit. I get the little beep on my headset, and I take this guys order. He pulls up drunker than Billy Joel at a New Year's Eve Party at a Guinness Factory. At the end he asks me to throw out his multiple bottles. I tell him that I can't accept garbage because of health regulations. It was a bullshit lie, but I wasn't in the mood to handle booze bottles and have my manager mistake them for mine or something like that. I tell my manager and she calls the cops before he left when I told her what was going on. Here's where karma comes in. This guy gets pissed off and peels out. The Drive-Thru is connected to the road that lets people exit the plaza. Guess who was leaving? Mr. Police Officer. Guess who plowed into Mr. Police Officer's tail? The drunk idiot. I didn't hear the crash, but I heard the Police officer yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!" Thankfully no one was hurt and the cops got there about a minute afterwords. They come in to take a report, and haul the drunk guy's ass to jail. Fun night.

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