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  • The Most Pointless Complaints EVER!!

    Had two very very very pointless complaints yesterday.

    No Lemon Lemonade

    Co-worker was serving a lady. She asked for a lime and lemonade.

    For people who don't know this, but in bars, the lemonade comes out a barrel, just like beer or lager. It is a thick syrupy substance, and is mixed with soda water when it comes out the gun. So, like beer and lager, the syrup eventually runs out and needs to be changed, unfortunately, there is no way of knowing when it needs changed until a customer says so.

    The woman went mad at my co-worker!

    SC: I asked for lime and lemonade! You gave me lime and soda! Soda! I asked for lime and lemonade! Are you trying to rip me off??
    CW: Oh, I know whats wrong, the lemonade is empty, I'll just go change it and I'll make you a fresh drink.

    Co worker sorted it out, and gave her a fresh drink.

    SC: You gave me a lime and soda.
    CW: Yes, but here's a replacement, sometimes the lemonade runs out, I am sorry about that.
    SC: Get me your supervisor.

    Dreaded words, this meant I had to deal with her.

    Me: Hi, what seems to be the problem?
    SC: I asked for a lime and lemonade, she gave me a lime and soda.
    Me: Ah, OK, has she given you a replacement drink?
    SC: Yes, but I asked for a lime and lemonade.
    Me: And...
    SC: And I got a lime and soda.
    Me: Yes, but here is the correct drink, the lemonade just needed replacing.
    SC: I asked for a lime and lemonade.
    Me: Which this is *points at replacement drink*
    SC: She gave me a lime and soda.
    Me: Which has been taken care of. Is there anything else?
    SC: She gave me a lime and soda.
    Me: OK then, good day to you!

    I have no idea what her problem was.

    We are not asking for more money!!

    Another co-worker was ringing through some meals. His total came to £24-something. The customer paid £25 and recieved his change. Unfortunately, my co-worker accidentally hit the wrong button, and typed in that the customer had only paid £15. This meant that the till automatically printed on his reciept that he owed more money, which he didn't.

    CW: Ok, on your reciept it says you owe money, but just ignore it, it was my mistake and it has been corrected.
    SC: I AM NOT PAYING YOU ANOTHER PENNY! DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND RIP ME OFF!
    CW: That's what I'm telling you, you don't owe anything.
    SC: DON'T YOU DARE COME OVER TO MY FAMILY ASKING FOR MORE MONEY!

    He walked away, he grabbed another co-worker and shoved the reciept into her hands, asking for it to be explained. She told him the exact same thing he did.

    SC: GET ME YOUR SUPERVISOR!!
    Me:

    I go over, he hands me the reciept.

    SC: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR MORE MONEY!
    Me: We're not! You have paid in full its OK. You paid £25 right?
    SC: Yes.
    Me: Well, instead of hitting number 2 on the til, my co-worker hit number 1, meaning the register thinks you only paid £15, and therefore owe money. But he has seen this mistake, corrected it, and explained it to you, as has my other co-worker and myself.
    SC: Fine! I just wanted to hear you say it.
    Me: Ok then, enjoy your meals.
    SC: BUT WE'RE NOT PAYING ANY MORE MONEY!!

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHH!

    Ah well, tomorrow is my last shift

  • #2
    No, really. She wanted a lime and a lemonade.

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    • #3
      What . The. Hell?

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      • #4
        Someone needs to give that lady a lime and lemonade enema.

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        • #5
          What the heck are they putting in the water there?

          Or is this a small, highly inbred community?
          Labor boards have info on local laws for free
          HR believes the first person in the door
          Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
          Document everything
          CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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          • #6
            You can bet it isn't lemonade syrup.
            "Time shall help me face my painful memories with indifference, and with more of it, I won't feel the need to face them at all..."

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            • #7
              but at least there's lime
              I used to be disgusted... Now I'm just amused

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              • #8
                Quoth Quicksilver View Post
                Someone needs to give that lady a lime and lemonade enema.
                Screw that. She needs tied to a stake...and having limes and lemons fired at her from a cannon
                Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                • #9
                  Seriously, is there something in your food prep method that's adding stupid to the water supply, oil, or something? I mean, these two are just ... Mental!
                  Bears are bad. If an animal is going to be mean it should look so, like sharks and alligators. - Mark Healey

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                  • #10
                    Lemon lime lady was all set to have a nice long complaint festival and your co-worker goes and takes the wind from her sails by FIXING her problem.

                    The shock was so much that she got stuck in a loop.
                    The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                    The stupid is strong with this one.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                      So, like beer and lager, the syrup eventually runs out and needs to be changed, unfortunately, there is no way of knowing when it needs changed until a customer says so.
                      Can't help but think it would be nice if it kept an eye on how much was remaining and flashed a light when low, you know? I don't doubt the suckiness of the customer in the circumstances, but we can put a man on the moon and even I can navigate around ... part of the country. Sometimes. Shouldn't be impossible to work something out to say when it's out.

                      Rapscallion

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                      • #12
                        Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                        CW: Ok, on your reciept it says you owe money, but just ignore it, it was my mistake and it has been corrected.
                        SC: I AM NOT PAYING YOU ANOTHER PENNY! DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND RIP ME OFF!
                        Generally when that happens I just correct the receipt by hand, though I've had customers get upset about that too.
                        You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth protege View Post
                          Screw that. She needs tied to a stake...and having limes and lemons fired at her from a cannon
                          I have a cannon.....
                          Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Quicksilver View Post
                            Someone needs to give that lady a lime and lemonade enema.
                            Magnesium citrate. It's lemon-flavored!
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #15
                              Quoth protege View Post
                              Screw that. She needs tied to a stake...and having limes and lemons fired at her from a cannon
                              Didn't I see that on a Sprite commercial once?

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