The true meaning of Service

[nodnarb232001]

Er...?
"It's not scanning! <dun, dun, DUN!> It must be free!"
<-5 HP>

"Working hard, or hardly working?"
<-20 HP>

Or, even,
"The customer is always right!"
<-999 HP>

*after telling you to do something that will get you fired* "But, they do it for me all the time!"
<CRITICAL HIT! Employee has been knocked out!>