How do people get out unsupervised (long)

[Geek King]

For those not familiar with (the obsolescent, and illegal for over a century in all jurisdictions in North America, custom of) dueling, the traditional challenge is "I demand satisfaction", and the challenged party has the choice of weapons.

I believe it is only illegle with deadly weapons. I would be perfectly happy with a challenge to "Feather dusters at dawn!" or perhaps, "Koosh Balls from forty paces!"

[Ttam]

If I ever got myself challenged to a duel by an SC, I'd insist on using "Stupid Bombs". Kinda like Smart Bombs, but they only blow up things with an IQ lower than that of a rhutabaga. I'd never lose!

But seriously... what is up with people who make the assertion that you're lying to them just because you said something they didn't want too hear? "You caught me, sir. I am lying to you. We have hundreds of refrigerators just sitting in out magical back storeroom. However, we don't want to sell them to you. We don't really like money all that much, so we'd rather just hold onto all of our merchandise forever and look at them and stroke them and tell them about all the silly people who tried to call and ask for them, but we tricked with our tricky ways into thinking we didn't have any!"