Mines better than yours

[XCashier]

Boy, someone's got a raging case of TPS!

But seriously, it sounds like the guy has a case of "little dick syndrome" or LDS.

Careful, "LDS" is also an acronym for the Mormon church (Latter Day Saints). Hence why I said TPS. Tiny Penis Syndrome.

[donruss]

Sounds like a terminal case of Smallcox to me.

[Pagan]

Careful, "LDS" is also an acronym for the Mormon church (Latter Day Saints). Hence why I said TPS. Tiny Penis Syndrome.

And don't forget some people might think it says "LSD".