with Christmas eve being on a Monday this year I get to close the pizza place early specifically at 4 pm. I can just imagine the suckiness that will ensue (and my point being????
). for example
BUT I NEEEEEED A PIZZA for my eve party WHY are you closed??????
this is an outrage. you should not be closing early I NNNNNEEEEEEDDDDD pizza
etc.
my reply would be if I could -- OK we will prepare your order and deliver it but we will add a minimum $50 holiday (another name for moron tax) charge to your order depending how we feel at the moment. yeah I know someone would ACTUALLY be willing to pay that but it would stop 99%.
a lot of the business in the area are closing early so I gottas talk to some of the people I know about some of the idiotcy that will happen
anyone with horror/stupid/etc stories about closing early on Christmans Eve/closed on Christmas

BUT I NEEEEEED A PIZZA for my eve party WHY are you closed??????
this is an outrage. you should not be closing early I NNNNNEEEEEEDDDDD pizza
etc.
my reply would be if I could -- OK we will prepare your order and deliver it but we will add a minimum $50 holiday (another name for moron tax) charge to your order depending how we feel at the moment. yeah I know someone would ACTUALLY be willing to pay that but it would stop 99%.
a lot of the business in the area are closing early so I gottas talk to some of the people I know about some of the idiotcy that will happen
anyone with horror/stupid/etc stories about closing early on Christmans Eve/closed on Christmas
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