We Are Legion ( Yes....+cats )

[Gravekeeper]

Mind if I borrow this for awhile? I'd love to turn it into a signature.

Feel free. ^^

1) How long does it take you to write your posts?

2) How do you stop yourself from reaching out and removing life privileges/reproductive organs from some individuals?

3) Have you ever thought of wrting a book with these comments?

1) Couple hours between calls at work.

2) Buddha stops me from killing people.

3) Yes. I've been told numerous times I should do so.. -.-

Gravekeeper: IT may just be my hangover but is that carpet moving? It looks like something you would find on the back of a doctor who monster frm the 70s. Oh well thats the way workplaces go. They dont want it to be homey and inviting do they?

Terrifying, isn't it? It goes like half a foot up the walls too.

1) Usually his posts are transcriptions of his shift reports, edited for details, except for special reports when something utterly insane/inane happens, so the answer is "As long as it takes to change the details."

2) The only individual in reach most of the time is his co-worker, and frankly, would you kill the only person keeping you from dealing with 100% of that?

3) He has mentioned a few times that he's working on making a book from them, but no details have been forth-coming to date.

Yeah, though I do some rewrites for here since I'm allowed to use more bitter language..

We actually started doing solo shifts again so I only have a co worker for half the week now. The rest I suffer 100% now. ><

As for the book, I've thought of it. Just not sure where I'd go with it after I finished it.

[Rapscallion]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Writers-Arti...9227591&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Writers-Hand...9227591&sr=8-2

If you're serious about approaching publishers and/or agents, those books have plenty of information - names, addresses, genres etc. That's the UK Amazon, but there should be versions for other countries.

Rapscallion

[DesignFox]

Thank you! I had to modify it a bit because it was too long, and I could only fit your initials, if that is acceptable. If not, I'll remove it.

Oh, and I particular like the cat waiting to pounce on the bird...

[Sonoma]

FYI, “pacific time” is now “ya’ll time”. For example: “so at 8am ya’ll time?” or “So the west coast is on ya’ll time?”

Just a heads up.

Off to check to see if there is a 'ya'll time' setting on my computers .

[Rahmota]

Terrifying, isn't it? It goes like half a foot up the walls too.

*shiver* ehhhhhh at least its only 1/2 a foot. Could be worse they could have gone 1/2 way up the wall with it like one office building I was in once. At least theirs was that standard issue charcoal gray stuff.

Well if you start hearing voices or seeing faces in it get a sonic screwdriver and have at it!

[mark314]

Well if you start hearing voices or seeing faces in it get a sonic screwdriver and have at it!

Yes, you too can have your own sonic screwdriver, just click here! http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/8cff/

[Pagan]

You speak as if I should know of this Glenn.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

From one of my favorite movies ever!

[ta2ooed1]

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

From one of my favorite movies ever!

INCONCEIVABLE!

[MystyGlyttyr]

SC: “WHY CAN’T YOU LET ME KNOW!?”
Me: “..I c-“
SC: “MY SON IS OUT THERE AND OTHER CARS ARE SLIDING INTO HIM!”

Thanks to you, now all my coworkers would love to know why I keep cracking up and shouting dramatically "MY SON IS OUT THERE!!" Just like Day After Tomorrow. I think I shall make something to this effect later.