This happened right before Christmas.
To set this up, my wife is in a wheelchair due to a car crash before we meet. As a result we have a Handicap Mini-Van that has a ramp that extends out on the passenger side for her to get in and out. Something like this . On the Door at the bottom of the window we have a Blue and White Handicap Sticker About 4 inches by 6 inches that says "Please allow for Extra Room"
Right before Christmas, we where out shopping. I was getting my hair cut at one of those hair cutting mills that charge 8 bucks to use a weed whacker on your hair. While I was getting it cut, my wife went the Best Buy next door to purchase a couple things, one was my Christmas Present (Firefly Box set, now I know why I married her
) I meet her in the doorway of Best Buy, and gave her the keys to the Van, so she could drop off her purchases, and take care of a couple other things while I took a lap around Best Buy. I was only in BB for about 10 minutes or so, when my phone rang. It was my wife in tears.. She said that "I need you to come out now".. I ran out the store to the van. When I got there, she was still outside of the van crying and another lady was asking her if she was all right. After she calmed down enough she told me what happened.
When she roll up to the van, a lady had parked her Dark Green Stupid Useless Vehicle over the blue stripped area next to the van. Now, our normal procedure when someone parks like that is to hit the key fob, let the door open, and the ramp will drop down on the side of the vehicle leaving a nice dent, and scratch, (You are illegally parked, sorry we didn't see you..Tough Shit!! Want to call the cops? I'm sure they will be happy to fine you for being illegally parked
)but since it was cold, and the owners before us, put a damn Wal-Mart Cheap-O-Battery in the van, the door didn't open. (doesn't like cold weather). At that point, it went something this.
W - My Wife
G - Green SUV Woman
W: Can you move, so that I can get in my Van?
G: (With a bit of a 'tude) That's no problem.. When you get in, I'll just move right back.
W: Maam, you are illegally parked, you can't park there
G: I'm not illegally parked.. I'm not parked in a handicap spot, I'm parked in the spot with the lines, while I wait for my mother (As a side note..at least in this state is considered the same as parking illegally in a handicap spot)
W: It is Illegal.. it's for people to use the extra room to get in and out of their vehicles
At this point, Green SUV Woman Rolls up window and just sits for a few minutes My wife pulls out her cell phone, and makes like she is calling the cops. When the lady sees this, she rolls down her window. I can't be sure, but knowing the tendencies of my wife, chances are she was over to a side to let the lady out, most in front the van when she "called" (The van was backed into the parking spot)
G: Will you Move.. I don't want to run over your fat ass.
W: What??!!
G: Pulls forward next to my wife:Merry Christmas.. I hope no one runs over your fat ass.
Then she drives off.
At that point my Wife is in tears.. The lady I mentioned earlier saw all this happened, and ran over to make sure my Wife was OK. That is when she called me inside the store.
After she told me the story we got in the van, and we sat and waited to see if the lady would return, or turned up in the parking lot somewhere else. Neither happened, which I have a feeling is good, because If I saw her, chances are I would be having to phone my parents for bail money.
To set this up, my wife is in a wheelchair due to a car crash before we meet. As a result we have a Handicap Mini-Van that has a ramp that extends out on the passenger side for her to get in and out. Something like this . On the Door at the bottom of the window we have a Blue and White Handicap Sticker About 4 inches by 6 inches that says "Please allow for Extra Room"
Right before Christmas, we where out shopping. I was getting my hair cut at one of those hair cutting mills that charge 8 bucks to use a weed whacker on your hair. While I was getting it cut, my wife went the Best Buy next door to purchase a couple things, one was my Christmas Present (Firefly Box set, now I know why I married her

When she roll up to the van, a lady had parked her Dark Green Stupid Useless Vehicle over the blue stripped area next to the van. Now, our normal procedure when someone parks like that is to hit the key fob, let the door open, and the ramp will drop down on the side of the vehicle leaving a nice dent, and scratch, (You are illegally parked, sorry we didn't see you..Tough Shit!! Want to call the cops? I'm sure they will be happy to fine you for being illegally parked

W - My Wife
G - Green SUV Woman
W: Can you move, so that I can get in my Van?
G: (With a bit of a 'tude) That's no problem.. When you get in, I'll just move right back.
W: Maam, you are illegally parked, you can't park there
G: I'm not illegally parked.. I'm not parked in a handicap spot, I'm parked in the spot with the lines, while I wait for my mother (As a side note..at least in this state is considered the same as parking illegally in a handicap spot)
W: It is Illegal.. it's for people to use the extra room to get in and out of their vehicles
At this point, Green SUV Woman Rolls up window and just sits for a few minutes My wife pulls out her cell phone, and makes like she is calling the cops. When the lady sees this, she rolls down her window. I can't be sure, but knowing the tendencies of my wife, chances are she was over to a side to let the lady out, most in front the van when she "called" (The van was backed into the parking spot)
G: Will you Move.. I don't want to run over your fat ass.
W: What??!!
G: Pulls forward next to my wife:Merry Christmas.. I hope no one runs over your fat ass.
Then she drives off.
At that point my Wife is in tears.. The lady I mentioned earlier saw all this happened, and ran over to make sure my Wife was OK. That is when she called me inside the store.
After she told me the story we got in the van, and we sat and waited to see if the lady would return, or turned up in the parking lot somewhere else. Neither happened, which I have a feeling is good, because If I saw her, chances are I would be having to phone my parents for bail money.

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