We don't serve food that isn't "nice"

[Sylvia727]

I get these types all the time. I usually just suggest one of our most popular items. Back when I worked at the pizzeria, I had an older gentleman (maybe 55-60 years old) come in who had no idea what he wanted. It turned out that his 13-year-old daughter was throwing a slumber party for 8 of her friends. He didn't know how many pizzas he needed, or what types, or anything. I finally sold him four large pizzas, one cheese, one pepperoni, one sausage, and one Hawaiian (ham and pineapple). I figured that was an even random sampling. He was as sweet as could be the entire time. He later mentioned that his wife was running the entire party. All he had to do was pick up the pizzas, the sodas, and the ice cream cake, and then stay out of the way! I suggested that he purchase earplugs and leave them in all night. He for some reason believed they would quiet down around 3 AM.

[Shadowwalker]

I'll never know why but somehow that reminded me of Charlie The Unicorn.

Would you fill it with Joyness, too?

haha I definitely would. first i'd squirt some mustard for the mouth, a dobble of ketchup for the nose, then two pickles for the eyes making a smiley face on the burger. then i would give it a blanket of cheese and read it a bedtime story. then kiss it goodnight and send it off! just like spongebob used to do lol.

[Dreamstalker]

"Oh, I dont' care, use your judgement."

Bossman's been known to say that wrt ebay stuff (OK, you say 'use your judgment' and then complain when I'm starting to collect all the minis that have been gathering dust and put them in groupings that sell...I'm using my judgment in moving them out the door like you told me to).