Is that Ham?

[Kyree]

This wasn't so much sucky as it was me wanting to apply hand to forehead ditzy.

Me: Obvious.
DW: Ditzy woman.

DW: *Walks up to the counter, and points to the Corned Beef.* Is that ham?

Me: No, it's not. The-

DW: So you don't have any ham?

Me: ....(Strike one. You cut me off and ask me that moronic of a question all in one sentence.) The ham is right over here, ma'am. *I gesture to the ham, which is one step to her right. There's a 5-foot display of it. You can't miss it. There's 10 different types!*

DW: Oh, no no no! I mean, the kind for sandwiches!

Me: What do you mean? This IS the kind for sandwiches, we sl-

DW: No, it comes sliced!

Me: (*twitch*) We slice it for you.

DW: Oh. I'd like some then. *She stops there. Not elaborating in anyway....and from here it drifts off into one of those rants I've already posted about that, so I'll stop there.*


I'm sorry, but dang. I think that was the first time that lady had seen a deli in her life....

[Imogene]

DW: Oh. I'd like some then.

...
*brightly* "Okay!" *slices entirety of one ham, weighs, labels, etc. gives to ditz* "There you go, there's some ham!"

[crazylegs]

Hmmm,
Corned beef, flakey dark brown substance with corns of salt within.

Ham, pale meat perhaps with marbling effect also within.

Remind me again, how do you get those confused?

[rvdammit]

Hmmm,
Corned beef, flakey dark brown substance with corns of salt within.

Ham, pale meat perhaps with marbling effect also within.

Remind me again, how do you get those confused?

Because they're both made from sheep? </sc>

[crazylegs]

Because they're both made from sheep? </sc>

WRONG! They're both fish dammit!

[rvdammit]

WRONG! They're both fish dammit!

Wrong! You're thinking of duck!

[Peppergirl]

Ok - so that's one vote from Juwl for slicing the ENTIRE ham and handing it to her.

My vote is to cut ONE slice of ham and throw it at her.

"There's some ham."

[crazylegs]

Wrong! You're thinking of duck!

I think you will find young sir that the meat you are referring to is rabbit!

[Gawdzillers]

You're all wrong.
It's obviously buffalo.

[rvdammit]

I think you will find young sir that the meat you are referring to is rabbit!

Ducks swim underwater therefore they are fish. Eddie Izzard said so, it must me true.

[rvdammit]

You're all wrong.
It's obviously buffalo.

You get wings from buffalo, not ham

[Ree]

You guys are cracking me up.

I feel like I just wandered into a Monty Python skit.

[crazylegs]

You guys are cracking me up.

We aim to please

rvdammit, please note my 2nd response...

[Seshat]

Ducks swim underwater therefore they are fish.

I swim underwater.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I swim underwater.

Then maybe you should change your name to Fishat?

I vote for giving her one slice each of all 10 types.