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Quoth Broomjockey View PostI have lavender scented rice. Or maybe it's jasmine. Something like that. Probably go really well with that.How does it taste, by the way? I've always been curious but not brave enough to try it. *blush*
I like the people that come in and say "I Need a Room."
Me: Sure, what kind of room would you like? (King, Queen, One bed, Two Bed, this is common in... oh I dunno.... ALL HOTELS)
SC: uh..... a room.
Me: Okay... Single or Double?
SC: ... I just want a room!
Me: But what kind??
SC: A ROOM!
Me:Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth Evil Queen View PostWell, there's such a thing as Jasmine Rice, but I believe that's a type of race, not a scent. It must be Lavender Rice that you're thinking of.How does it taste, by the way? I've always been curious but not brave enough to try it. *blush*
As for the hotel bit, we've got two types of guest rooms during the school year. Single Queens, and Double Queens, meaning they have 1 or 2 Queen sized beds. Seems fairly simple, no? You would not believe the number of people that have issues trying to decide between them, and trying to figure out what the difference is!
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Broomjockey, the best way to clean a stickied rice pot is to soak it in hot water for about 20 minutes with a touch of soap. Personally, I'd rather it sit overnight that way there's no rice spots left when I'm done cleaning.
I'll look into the lavender rice next time I'm at Viet Hoa (asian market but I guess you would know that by the name!) on a rice run.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth Evil Queen View PostMe: But what kind??
SC: A ROOM!
If they can't be bothered to say what kind, make 'em pay for their idiocy.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth Evil Queen View PostBroomjockey, the best way to clean a stickied rice pot is to soak it in hot water for about 20 minutes with a touch of soap. Personally, I'd rather it sit overnight that way there's no rice spots left when I'm done cleaning.
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Quoth Broomjockey View PostSticky as all get out though.
Oh! I remember a guy who came into my Dollar Tree and asked if we had a Fishing Reel on sale!!
Uh, actually, no. I've seen that reel. It's a 90$ reel. And I think you're paying too much for it, too. I'm a DOLLAR TREE. And, No, I Do NOT Have Fishing Poles.
Sheesh.Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.
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Me: Sure, what kind of room would you like? (King, Queen, One bed, Two Bed, this is common in... oh I dunno.... ALL HOTELS)
SC: uh..... a room.
Me: Okay... Single or Double?
SC: ... I just want a room!
Me: But what kind??
SC: A ROOM!
Me:
be careful what you wish for...lollook! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)
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