Wherein I start talking back and someone gets their rocks off. ( Lengthy... )

[Gravekeeper]

2) What the flying kumquat was that guy's name!?

Can't say, client confidentiality and what not. Hence I have to remove every company name and change every caller name. -.-

Which version? The cute "bright light, bright light" version. Or the fed-them-after-midnight "Gizmo ca-ca" variety?

Gizmo ca-ca...

I'm sorry, but apparently my mind is permanently in the sewer. But I did try Googling "dyed pink beaver" and only got things about animal pelts. Not at all what I expected.

Try it as an image search with Safesearch off. ;p


Andara, those pants frighten me. Plus I can't imagine how...unpleasant....those would get in the summer with a little sweat.

[Gravekeeper]

Oh lord, Hot Tips for America guy is calling me again and its getting even weirder... ><

[Damien]

details please...

by the way, just checked out of my 7th floor inner city Tokyo apartment at the flag next door - nah, its a big red dot on a white background both sides.... imagine if it were pink..

[Gravekeeper]

He's called 7 times in the last hour and isn't showing any signs of buggering off any time soon. Its even more surreal then last night if thats at all possible.

[Eric the Grey]

He's called 7 times in the last hour and isn't showing any signs of buggering off any time soon. Its even more surreal then last night if thats at all possible.

Good lord, you'd think the powers that be, even though they are management, would allow you to tell this guy to get lost and hang up on his sorry ass. It seems to me that he is not a customer, and is doing nothing but wasting your time, and costing the company money (800 #'s cost for each incoming call, last time I checked).


Eric the Grey

[Gravekeeper]

Good lord, you'd think the powers that be, even though they are management, would allow you to tell this guy to get lost and hang up on his sorry ass. It seems to me that he is not a customer, and is doing nothing but wasting your time, and costing the company money (800 #'s cost for each incoming call, last time I checked).


Eric the Grey

He's called about 20 times now and I'm freely allowed to hang up on him or any other nutball or jackass that calls. But I don't hang up on him because I'm also freely allowed to fsck with people that harrass us. Management here is pretty cool about that. In fact some of them find it funny. So I'm not about to hang up on the one guy that I can get away with talking back too...

Gah, make that 22 times.

[Ree]

I'm freely allowed to hang up on him or any other nutball or jackass that calls. But I don't hang up on him because I'm also freely allowed to fsck with people that harrass us.

Plus, the fact that it helps get a bit of flesh for your posts, even as annoying as it is to put up with it, can't hurt, right?

[Gravekeeper]

Plus, the fact that it helps get a bit of flesh for your posts, even as annoying as it is to put up with it, can't hurt, right?

I have *19* shift report entries on him so far tonight. ><

[Gurndigarn]

I have *19* shift report entries on him so far tonight. ><

Do you have caller ID? Do you have any way to send him to the Hold Que of Doom? (The one where they play boy band music, interrupted every ten seconds to tell you that "Your call is very important to us (but not so important that we would hire more employees to take it); please wait on the line?"

[lordlundar]

He explained that earlier, the call gets filtered through a service, so it doesn't help.

[unclejampuff]

My name has 22 letters in it. Sorry.

I did the image search, and didn't see any va-jay-jay. I want my money back.

[Chazzie]

Pink Latte?
With all the customers saying Pink "Camu" already, I can't wait to hear them start saying "Pink Late! I WANT THE PINK LATE!"

[Igorina]

The pants are actually PVC, but still...

I happen to like the color pink, myself, but I don't have the type of figure that can really carry off anything vinyl or pvc.

^-.-^

Well, PVC stands for Poly-Vinyl Chloride. Pink clashes with my hair color and makes my complexion go strange.

Andara, those pants frighten me. Plus I can't imagine how...unpleasant....those would get in the summer with a little sweat.

If you're wearing nylons, leather, or PVC in hot weather, you first need to apply baby powder, or talcum powder to your skin. It will absorb the sweat, and you won't end up with heat rash.

[Andara Bledin]

Andara, those pants frighten me. Plus I can't imagine how...unpleasant....those would get in the summer with a little sweat.

That's what talc is for.

^-.-^

[Evil Queen]

Can't say, client confidentiality and what not. Hence I have to remove every company name and change every caller name. -.-

That's normal, I don't expect you to tell me what his name is but wow. And I thought I had a long name.

Since my brain is done exploding (hehe, we need a smilie for that) I'll clean up my mess and just listen to the rest of the conversation.