Wherein I engage in one of the most epic struggles of my career.

[Legal Eagle]

you actually made me cry and then nearly choke from laughing.

You will kill me with one of your posts soon

[myswtghst]

No one appreciates my sense of humour.

Now, around here, you know that is absolutely not true.

It Was What Now?

SC: “My flight was misconnected”

Your flight was…..misconnected? What the hell does that even mean? Did you depart for Miami then upon arrival the pilot came on the intercom and went “Oh &*(@$, I think this is Las Vegas!”?

This very nearly made me snort. At work. Though I kind of want to be on a flight where that happens, now.

[Acolyte]

I derive SO much pleasure from your pain.

And I mean that in the best possible way.

[Andara Bledin]

SC: “Hey, I have a message from Jesus. Tell the Queen its bedtime for Bonzo.”

Whoa. He's regressing. He was talking about Bush, then goes to talking about the Queen with a Reagan reference. Frightful.

SC: “Bush gets his best coke from Columbia!”

Well, duh.

Like you said. Duh. That's what the whole "war on drugs" is about, really. More money for the importers.

Me: “Ok, do you have a pen or something to write with handy?”
SC: “Um, I have two of us here.”

Nope, sorry. You're going to need someone who isn't you for this complex task. Perhaps a wife or daughter? They don't have to be yours...

^-.-^

[crazylegs]

Nope, sorry. You're going to need someone who isn't you for this complex task. Perhaps a wife or daughter? They don't have to be yours...

^-.-^

They're probably one and the same.

[zzapp the witch]

God, I just wanna go through the yellow pages, find something that refers me to you after hours, and then write your number as a "for a good time call" ad in men's truckstop bathrooms, just so you'd get some variety.

[BookstoreEscapee]

So not only do I apparently have a direct line to Bush, but I also have one to the Queen. Wow. I need to pay more attention to the account directory.

But do you have a line to anyone that's in your own country? Just curious...

[Parrothead]

But do you have a line to anyone that's in your own country? Just curious...

But that would make sense.

[Evil Queen]

God, I just wanna go through the yellow pages, find something that refers me to you after hours, and then write your number as a "for a good time call" ad in men's truckstop bathrooms, just so you'd get some variety.

That's so mean and evil!

Lets do it! Oh, should we include his extension number too?!

[Becks]

They are? But that mean’s I’ve been…..with the…..oh wow, I really have to pay more attention.

I can hear you going "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" in a Quagmire type voice.

[Argabarga]

I can't believe SHOO actually worked!

It works coming from the mouth of my Grandma, with a little handwave for emphasis, you just knew as a kid that she meant buisness.....

[Jester]

SC: “He has a bright future in gay porn.”

I’m not entirely sure how I’ll tell him. I don’t think Hallmark makes a card for this, do they? You know, something with “To a very special President” on the front then “Hey, have you ever considered a career in pornography? Love, GK.” on the inside. Maybe it could play a song when you open it. Perhaps “Like a Virgin” or something.

Well, since DtAG was actually suggesting GAY porn, I think a more appropriate song for the card would be "It's Raining Men."

Me experience as a DJ is invaluable once again!

SC: “You know Hollywood never actually got Geronimo’s photograph.”

Technically he is correct.

There was only one photograph ever taken of Geronimo, and Hollywood didn't even exist at that time. The photograph in question was taken by C.S. Fly, at the time of Tombstone, Arizona, and was taken in the Sierra Madre Mountains in Mexico, shortly before Geronimo's surrender to U.S. forces.

Okay, enough with the history lesson....back to GK's work insanity.

[JessEm]

I’m not entirely sure how I’ll tell him. I don’t think Hallmark makes a card for this, do they? You know, something with “To a very special President” on the front then “Hey, have you ever considered a career in pornography? Love, GK.” on the inside. Maybe it could play a song when you open it. Perhaps “Like a Virgin” or something.

Brilliant! I recommend you take the next few days to sleep. Lots. And practise your pronunciation of "shoo!"

[lightmylamb]

If Death to America Guy ever tells you that you have to wear a surgical mask during the winter so you don't inhale yellow snow, let me know because I think I know who he is. Or, at least, what he looks like.

I agree with the others, I think I'm gonna try to find your number and give it out to the crazy people.

[Sliceanddice]

God, I just wanna go through the yellow pages, find something that refers me to you after hours, and then write your number as a "for a good time call" ad in men's truckstop bathrooms, just so you'd get some variety.

That sounds like fun actually

That's so mean and evil!

Lets do it! Oh, should we include his extension number too?!

I know zap started but i swear when ever you comment i fall in love with you slowly, i thnk your gaining a fan girl....