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  • #1

    Say (no) Cheese!

    If you don't ask for what you want, you get what you don't want.

    Now this couple wasn't necessarily sucky, but they decided AFTER THE FACT to tell me that they didn't want cheese on their pizza. The girl even went so far to tell me she thought ALL pizzas were made without cheese.

    Huh?

    I ended up (begrudgingly) refunding their credit card. I told the owner who said something along the lines of. "Oh well I guess we have to take a hit for the customer's idiocy."

    I felt bad (we're a small, locally owned business and really can't afford those losses) So I bought the pizza.

    Like I've always said
    A pizza without cheese is like sex without penetration.
    I don't like your attitude!
    Yeah? Well you're not EATING my attitude!
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  • #2
    No cheese?! What a sick cookie!

    I can haz cheeze now? (I won't say anything about the penetration <3)
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #3
      Quoth zigcat
      A pizza without cheese is like sex without penetration.
      Musn't..laugh..ribs..breaking

      <Composes self>

      Wow, that would be a great signature.
      "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

      Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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      • #4
        No wonder I love pizza so much.
        You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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        • #5
          Quoth zigcat View Post
          Like I've always said
          A pizza without cheese is like sex without penetration.
          I'll have what you're having! hahaha
          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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          • #6
            Quoth blas87 View Post
            No wonder I love pizza so much.
            No wonder I love sex so much
            How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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            • #7
              Pizza, good. Sex BETTER!
              I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
              Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
              Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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              • #8
                Why pizza and sex are alike:

                Both make you feel good

                Both are had by many people

                They both usually involve eating

                And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, it's free!

                "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                • #9
                  I'm reminded of Red Dwarf

                  "I've had sex only ONCE. It was with Yvonne MCGruder, and it took seventeen minutes and thirty seconds. And that included the time to eat the pizza!'

                  Btw, Sex + pizza (Not at the same time) =ftw
                  Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

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                  • #10
                    Another way that sex is like pizza...

                    Even when it's bad... it's still pretty good.

                    ^-.-^
                    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                    • #11
                      Quoth zigcat View Post
                      Like I've always said
                      A pizza without cheese is like sex without penetration.

                      Oh my, milk does not feel good in my nose.
                      Our brains are smarter than we think they am!

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                        Another way that sex is like pizza...

                        Even when it's bad... it's still pretty good.

                        ^-.-^
                        And if you don't do it right, the sauce gets all over the place.
                        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                          And if you don't do it right, the sauce gets all over the place.
                          WOW you guys are terrible!
                          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                            Another way that sex is like pizza...

                            Even when it's bad... it's still pretty good.
                            Then pizza rolls are like sex with Rosie O'Donnell.

                            Even when it's good, it's pretty bad

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                            Like I've always said
                            A pizza without cheese is like sex without penetration.
                            So it's masturbation then.
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              So it's masturbation then.
                              How often do you "make your own pizza?" hahaha
                              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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