Say (no) Cheese!

[MMATM]

Whoa, what is this amazing pizza- and sex-filled universe upon which I've stumbled? I believe it may be called Heaven...

Or, maybe an undue number of CS'ers just have terribly dirty minds and unchecked creativity... for inventing sexual euphemisms... involving popular Italian-American cuisine.

Oh dear God, the mozzarella! THE MOZZARELLA!

That's not a reference, by the way. Just a terrible image you've collectively inserted in my head. Forcibly, I might add. There was definitely cheese on this pizza, so to speak.

You all go on euphemising, I'll just sit here rocking back and forth in the fetal position. No, really, go ahead. I'm not going anywhere near a pizza place ever again.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Oh well...more for me!

[Polenicus]

I did not have... sexual relations... with that pizza...
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[Sheldonrs]

I did not have... sexual relations... with that pizza...
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Then how do you explain all that sauce on her blue dress?

[Andara Bledin]

That's not a reference, by the way. Just a terrible image you've collectively inserted in my head. Forcibly, I might add.

So... a conceptual gang bang, then?

^-.-^

[Fenrus]

So... a conceptual gang bang, then?

I believe that would be a Bukkake of euphemisms

[Becks]

Hey, what do you know? My mind escaped from the gutter!!!!!

Booooooooooooo!!!!!!

Back on topic, my future sister-in-law is a vegan. She always orders pizza without cheese.

I'd almost wonder why bother, but it's her life and her pizza.

[Andara Bledin]

I believe that would be a Bukkake of euphemisms

No, no, that can't be right. He specifically mentioned insertion.

.... I could mention some other phrase that the whole thing conjures up, but it's far more objectionable than the earlier comments.

Sufficed to say that it involves the previous mentioned word along with the fact that he's talking about his head...

^-.-^

[Chazzie]

Back on topic, my future sister-in-law is a vegan. She always orders pizza without cheese.

After all these euphemisms, I misread "vegan". Which made the following statement hilarious.

[Becks]

Chazzie, anything to make the amusement continue.

[Evil Queen]

Back on topic, my future sister-in-law is a vegan. She always orders pizza without cheese.

I'd almost wonder why bother, but it's her life and her pizza.

Yay! That means more cheese for the rest of us.

[edible_hat]

Would this be a bad time to mention my gaming group includes a guy from a lactose-intolerant family, or that he and his sister often share cheese-free pizzas?

[Evil Queen]

Well, Ed, that's a good excuse to have a cheeseless pizza. So no harm, no foul there.

Btw; I adore your avatar! What a cute little doggie! *melts*

[Andara Bledin]

I'm mildly lactose intollerant. My insides don't really appreciate when I eat cheese.

It doesn't stop me from getting stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, however. It tastes, so nummy....

^-.-^

[icmedia]

The pizza place at which I now work features a delicious Neapolitan-style pizza, which has no cheese on it. It's actually quite popular, but still has been the recipient of a few complaints regarding "That's not how a Neapolitan-Style pizza is made."

Style and/or preference of pizza is entirely dependent on where you go and who you ask, since there are at least 100,000,000 different recipes and "standards" for pizza and how it should be made. For the customer to just assume that there was only one way was sucky, and naive.