Why, oh why must I always end up dealing with these jerks?
Was counting furniture and checking pull tags as I always do Mondays when somebody shouted at me "HEY! YOU GOT THIS?"
Turn to see some guy behind me, waving a copy of this week's ad at me. Seems he wants a TV stand from one of our new furniture collections.
Except....it just so happens the TV stand is one of two pieces from that collection we don't carry.
Me: I'm sorry, we don't carry that TV stand here.
Guy: RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE (I dunno, a bunch of BS about false advertising, why do we picture items we do not actually carry at the store, blah blah blah bling bling bling blah. If he would've shut his trap, I could've pointed out the disclaimer reading "Not all furniture carried at all stores, please call your store to confirm." Nor did he give me a chance to offer to call other stores to locate the TV stand for him)
I HAD TO WAIT 2 DAMN WEEKS FOR A GPS SYSTEM AND RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE...( We had offered this particular GPS system on our Lowest Prices of the Season Sale a few weeks ago, sold out of them, and wrote rainchecks--only to find the manufacturer had discontinued that particular model. We had to have some sent in from a store in Idaho, meaning it had to cross at least 4 states and pass through 2 distribution centers to get here. We had 8 rainchecks and could only get 4; this asshat had to be one of the lucky 4.
. I would not have known this had the guy not told me and I talked to our electronics specialist about it)
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME HERE AGAIN!!
Me: Great. Bye now.
Bonus:
Had another couple come into the store and want the exact same TV stand we do not carry!
I again explained that TV stand was not available in our store.
The husband was only slightly more understanding than the screaming assbag I dealt with earlier: "I gotta wonder why you picture things you don't have in the store." The wife, however, was really nice and calmed him down and said she'd go up to the service desk to have them call another store.
Was counting furniture and checking pull tags as I always do Mondays when somebody shouted at me "HEY! YOU GOT THIS?"
Turn to see some guy behind me, waving a copy of this week's ad at me. Seems he wants a TV stand from one of our new furniture collections.
Except....it just so happens the TV stand is one of two pieces from that collection we don't carry.
Me: I'm sorry, we don't carry that TV stand here.
Guy: RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE (I dunno, a bunch of BS about false advertising, why do we picture items we do not actually carry at the store, blah blah blah bling bling bling blah. If he would've shut his trap, I could've pointed out the disclaimer reading "Not all furniture carried at all stores, please call your store to confirm." Nor did he give me a chance to offer to call other stores to locate the TV stand for him)
I HAD TO WAIT 2 DAMN WEEKS FOR A GPS SYSTEM AND RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE...( We had offered this particular GPS system on our Lowest Prices of the Season Sale a few weeks ago, sold out of them, and wrote rainchecks--only to find the manufacturer had discontinued that particular model. We had to have some sent in from a store in Idaho, meaning it had to cross at least 4 states and pass through 2 distribution centers to get here. We had 8 rainchecks and could only get 4; this asshat had to be one of the lucky 4.

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME HERE AGAIN!!
Me: Great. Bye now.
Bonus:
Had another couple come into the store and want the exact same TV stand we do not carry!

The husband was only slightly more understanding than the screaming assbag I dealt with earlier: "I gotta wonder why you picture things you don't have in the store." The wife, however, was really nice and calmed him down and said she'd go up to the service desk to have them call another store.
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