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  • Why I only order Chinese food over the phone . . .

    If there are any members of the unwashed masses here, I'd like to give you a little FYI :

    When you walk into a Chinese restaurant and see a person standing or sitting near the door . . . The fact that said person is Asian does NOT automatically mean that he/she must work there!


    There used to be a really good Chinese restaurant near the store I work at. (Sadly, they went out of business a while back. ) On a few occasions, I would eat there, or stop in to get a take-out order.

    More often than not, though, I avoided doing that. Instead, I would call them and have an order delivered to my house. (I knew that this placed an extra burden of work on the restaurant, so I always made sure to place a good-sized order, so it would be worth their while. And I also made sure to give the driver a good tip.)

    Why did I insist on having it delivered to my house? Because I was really tired of explaining to other customers that just because I'm Asian does not mean that I work in the restaurant, or that I personally know any of the people who do.

    During the times when I went to the restaurant in person to place a take-out order . . . It always seemed like there would be at least one customer who would walk in and see me there (waiting for my food), and start telling me what he/she wanted to order.

    Usually, all I had to do was tell them that I didn't work there, and they would say "Oh, sorry" (or something similar). But even then, they always seemed to assume that I must personally know the people who did work in the restaurant, and that I could go get somebody to help them. <Sigh>


    One time in particular . . .

    I had just placed my order, and sat down next to the door to wait for it. The lady working the front counter had to go in the back for a moment, so there were no employees out front for a little while.

    This guy comes in and sees me there. The following dialogue ensues :

    Idiot : Hi. I need two platters of . . . [starts rattling off his order]
    Me : [Interrupting] I'm sorry. I don't work here.
    Idiot : [A bit huffy] Don't you know it's rude to interrupt a customer?
    Me : *Blink, blink* I'm a customer, too. I don't work here.
    Idiot : Oh.

    He turns and looks toward the kitchen door, waiting for somebody to come out. Seems a bit impatient . . . After a few moments, he turns to me again. I was thinking, Great, here we go again . . .

    Idiot : Can't you go get somebody? I mean, what are you doing here?


    (First of all, I've already told you twice that I don't work here.

    Second, I'm wearing street clothes and carrying a video camera bag. So even if I did work here, I'm obviously off the clock and I don't have to do diddly-squat for you.

    Third, you can go
    yourself.)


    Me : I'm a customer. I'm just waiting for my food.

    He huffs a bit more, and continues waiting.

    Idiot : Look, I don't see why you can't at least go get somebody to help me. I mean, I've been a good customer here for years -

    At that exact moment, the kitchen door opened, and the lady came back out. She sees the guy and walks over to him.

    Lady : Hello. I'm sorry if you've been waiting long. We were a little busy back there. Can I help you?
    Idiot : <Sighs> Fine. I need . . .

    In retrospect, it really is a good thing that she came out when she did. If I had to deal with that guy any longer, I probably would have said something I would have really regretted.

    A few moments later, another restaurant employee came out and handed me my order. I thanked him, and left. Couldn't get out of there fast enough . . .


    To this day, I still prefer to have Chinese food sent to my house.
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  • #2
    I don't blame you. -_- I had a good customer when I worked at New Happy Garden (It has since shut down, so I'm now allowed to say where I used to work) that was chinese. Wonderful lady. She didn't speak english and I spoke very little manderin but we got along just fine.

    Everytime she was there, people would pester her about what they wanted to order and complain when she just stared at them. I was constantly telling people she didn't work there and didn't speak english. Only one guy I had to kick out of the restaurant because he wouldn't stop insisting that she did work there because "I see her here all the time!"
    Nevermind the fact that she was really good friends with the owners wife.
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    • #3
      Now I want some chinese food, yummy, I love a good curry, not exactly good for the diet though

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      • #4
        Curry is a chinese dish? I've never seen a chinese place with Curry on the menu.
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        • #5
          I'm not sure if curry on the menu at a Chineese place is a midwest thing or what because I've never seen it outside of the Midwest (ohio, indiana, pensylvania etc) area.

          I just gotta add to the discussion that here in the good ole' USA we be lovin us our stereotypes. (wow I can't believe I just typed it like that).

          Anyhooo.....

          Quoth Evil Queen View Post
          I was constantly telling people she didn't work there and didn't speak english. Only one gay I had to kick out of the restaurant....
          I just had to pick on your typo.... how dare you discriminate against gays

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          • #6
            Quoth Chanlin View Post
            I just had to pick on your typo.... how dare you discriminate against gays
            Wow, I keep doing that! Bad typos! Bad!
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            • #7
              Idiot : Can't you go get somebody? I mean, what are you doing here?
              OMG, how ignorant. It just....no words.

              He should have gotten someone, he was impatient. But no, obvioiusly your are Chinese, you know everyone who is Chinese, how dare he have to do anything! Ugh.
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              • #8
                The OP is much nicer then me.

                Me: Look, you clueless git, I do not work here. I don't. It's just that simple. I'm waiting just like you. So, leave me alone.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Anthony K. S. View Post
                  Idiot : Can't you go get somebody? I mean, what are you doing here?

                  Me : I'm a customer. I'm just waiting for my food.

                  He huffs a bit more, and continues waiting.

                  Idiot : Look, I don't see why you can't at least go get somebody to help me. I mean, I've been a good customer here for years -
                  "Then you should know that I don't work here."

                  What an ignoramus. I'm sorry you had to put up with that. I wonder if other nationalities have to deal with that nonsense?
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                    Wow, I keep doing that! Bad typos! Bad!
                    ~innocently starts passing out new typists, and massive mega heavy duty industrial strength jumbo sized can of moofie-b-gone and anti-typo demon spray~

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                      Wow, I keep doing that! Bad typos! Bad!
                      i think you may be doing it on purpose now
                      come now, one is one thing, but now in 2 threads, and both of them are amusing and easy to poke fun at...
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                        Curry is a chinese dish? I've never seen a chinese place with Curry on the menu.
                        Remember that the Brits held HK for awhile Brits equals Indian equals curry equals Cantonese places with some good curry.

                        My dad is from that area of the world, and he makes and loves curry.

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                        • #13
                          To the OP, sorry you had to deal with that moron. Considering that he was a real douchebag to you as well, I would've been a littler more "blunt" about it.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                            i think you may be doing it on purpose now
                            come now, one is one thing, but now in 2 threads, and both of them are amusing and easy to poke fun at...
                            SShhhhh!

                            Seriously though, I'd like to blame it on the fact that I have tomorrow and the day after off, to which BF comes back from his business trip in Nevada. (he's been gone for nearly a week)
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                            • #15
                              The local chinese place in my town makes a mean chicken curry, if you want rice you have to order that separatley
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