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Quoth earl colby pottinger View PostWow, considering that the average person would need 2'X2' to stand comfortably (ie. 6 people max) they were really cramming themselves in there. Who want to be packed so tightly with strangers even if they are from the same conference as you?
An American grad student was at one side of the conversation, and a Chinese grad student was at the other. They'd been having a friendly (if linguistically awkward) conversation while sitting, then had gotten up to get drinks. Someone took their seats, so they talked standing up. The Chinese guy kept moving forward, because to him, it looked like he was standing wierdly far away. The American kept moving backwards, because to him, the other guy was standing too close to him. They migrated all the way across the room, until the American's back was to a wall, and then they talked there. I don't think either one was aware of what they were doing, either.
And I've had it happen to me. The only solution is to stop backing up and try to ignore the feeling of 'tooclosetooclosetooclose', while keeping a book or something in between you as a kind of shield. People don't mean it to be rude - it's just that not everyone needs five square feet of space around them.
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[QUOTE=Gurndigarn;36530 TWO HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS UNITED STATES ($200,000,000,000)
that's actually 200 billion dollars.
possibly the highest amount ever mentioned on cs. hmmmmmmm
can i get some of that?I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EQ, Know how you asked me to be your neighbour? Would you also like me to be your personal bouncer?
I'm schooled in the art of Ecky Thump, a dab hand with a black pudding (Hell, for most people, telling them the contents of it alone would set them running) and I have a knack for beating people with their own logicI am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.
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Quoth RayvenQ View PostEQ, Know how you asked me to be your neighbour? Would you also like me to be your personal bouncer?
I'm schooled in the art of Ecky Thump, a dab hand with a black pudding (Hell, for most people, telling them the contents of it alone would set them running) and I have a knack for beating people with their own logicRidiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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I come prepackaged with a Black Pudding too Avast! *Does some Errol Flyn type moves witht he black pudding*
I also come with slang, accent and ways of speaking that will befuddle even the most dimwitted of people
Sadly, I'm not quite as beefy or hunky as my avatarI am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.
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Who cares! You have me hooked!
*feeds cookies to her new bouncer*Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Me? Fatten you up? Honestly now, what ever makes you think such a thing? *pours a big glass of milk with the cookies and offers ice cream*
Yes I do. Why would I be afraid of blood sausage?Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Oh trust me, you haven't seen me when I'm drunk and pretending that the Black pudding is alive and wanting to tear out your throat and the only thing stopping it is me holding onto it
Sadly, your plan to possibly fatten me up will never work thanks to the logic defying-ness that is my metabolism, I swear, I haven't changed weight at all except for minor fluctuations in the last 7 years no matter how much or little I eatLast edited by RayvenQ; 07-20-2008, 09:23 PM.I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.
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You just wait. I managed to fatten up many a man on my artery clogging cooking (Comfort food at it's finest).
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth Evil Queen View PostYou just wait. I managed to fatten up many a man on my artery clogging cooking (Comfort food at it's finest).
Two reasons that I just can't actually move out of my county and country
1. Black pudding
2. Lancashire cheese.
I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.
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