Really short but I just have to vent.
Okay. I understand that with the way the national economy is that most people are short on money these. Gas prices, food taxes, sexual stimulation devices, etc. are just getting more and more expensive. I also understand that in the world of technology, not everyone wants/can afford to spend the extra money on a 'protection plan' for their product. Personally, I'm the type of guy who when getting ready to make a big purchase, will make sure to save the extra money for the protection, because I don't want to piss my money away on a product I could've had replaced just because God thought it would be funny to use my house as a lightning rod.
But why...please god, tell me why, when just after getting approved for a store credit card with a $9000 credit limit would you NOT get the plan?! It's extra money, yes, I understand. But at the same time, you just spent two grand on a TV.
TWO. GRAND.
And with over $6000 left to spend, you're telling me you don't want to spend the extra $200 for 3 full years of protection? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? I'll bet with the limited understanding of the magical fairy power called 'electricity', you don't even have it hooked up to a surge protector. Hell, I have half a mind to come over there and short circuit your house myself, just so I could have the satisfaction of being the lucky representative who's on the other end of the line when you call use to "FIX MY GORRAM TV!" Oh? What's that? Power surge fried your TV? I'm sorry sir, we can't fix that sort of issue. The manufacturer? Oopsie, looks like they don't cover that issue either. Sounds like you bought yourself an oversized, overpriced, paper weight! Sucks to be you, huh?
Seriously, it may sound petty, but I like helping customers. So when I offer the plan, I'm only trying to prevent you from having to spend another two grand for a brand new TV, when we could've just as easily replaced for only two hundred.
Fucking idiots. I can't take this shit anymore.
Okay. I understand that with the way the national economy is that most people are short on money these. Gas prices, food taxes, sexual stimulation devices, etc. are just getting more and more expensive. I also understand that in the world of technology, not everyone wants/can afford to spend the extra money on a 'protection plan' for their product. Personally, I'm the type of guy who when getting ready to make a big purchase, will make sure to save the extra money for the protection, because I don't want to piss my money away on a product I could've had replaced just because God thought it would be funny to use my house as a lightning rod.
But why...please god, tell me why, when just after getting approved for a store credit card with a $9000 credit limit would you NOT get the plan?! It's extra money, yes, I understand. But at the same time, you just spent two grand on a TV.
TWO. GRAND.
And with over $6000 left to spend, you're telling me you don't want to spend the extra $200 for 3 full years of protection? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? I'll bet with the limited understanding of the magical fairy power called 'electricity', you don't even have it hooked up to a surge protector. Hell, I have half a mind to come over there and short circuit your house myself, just so I could have the satisfaction of being the lucky representative who's on the other end of the line when you call use to "FIX MY GORRAM TV!" Oh? What's that? Power surge fried your TV? I'm sorry sir, we can't fix that sort of issue. The manufacturer? Oopsie, looks like they don't cover that issue either. Sounds like you bought yourself an oversized, overpriced, paper weight! Sucks to be you, huh?
Seriously, it may sound petty, but I like helping customers. So when I offer the plan, I'm only trying to prevent you from having to spend another two grand for a brand new TV, when we could've just as easily replaced for only two hundred.
Fucking idiots. I can't take this shit anymore.
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