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Quoth Alpha Strike View PostVCR:
Maybe you just post more stories then most folks but my gawd man, if the frequency of your stories is any indication you have some of the worst customers on the face of the planet AND some of the most spineless management staff to ever run a business.
I thought I was pretty jaded but some of your stories actually piss me off. Not at you personally but rather how low a level some of your customers sink to and how quickly some of your staff crumple under pressure.Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.
Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.
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Um... $2,000.00 is 15% of the total that was charged? What do they get for over $12,000.00 exactly?
People that casually throw that kind of money around for a vacationdo not surprise me in the least when they act like they are entitled to insane perks. They take for granted and do not place any value on things on a completely different scale that I would.
You couldn't pay me enough to have anything to do with your resort VRS.... at least not in terms of working there.Everything sucks. I must be living in a vacuum.
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Quoth Foxglove8778 View PostYou couldn't pay me enough to have anything to do with your resort VRS."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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This is the part where you go over the manager's head and go for the customer's throat in reporting the credit card fraud. I could only hope there's a way to do that after your manager caved like that.Last edited by Iris Kojiro; 08-12-2008, 04:57 AM. Reason: Faulty HTML, thought I could use the <del> tagsOsoroshii kangae nimo osoware masu...
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Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View PostIf you would like I would be happy to swing by and kick your manager in the nuts for you, since he seems to sorely need such a wake-up call.
CrazedClerkthe2nd: Hello, VCR, I'm here to check in for my rental, but I believe I'm entitled to a special bonus, as I'm such a good customer.
VCR: I've never seen you before in my life. You've never rented from us before since I started working here, and you're only renting the property for one day.
CrazedClerkthe2nd: Well, you didn't have an hourly rate. Shhhh, dude, just play along. Now, I'd like to talk to your manager about compensation for... errr... do these condos have carpets? Because I hate carpets.
VCR: No, these ones are all hardwood floors. They've just be rennovated.
CrazedClerkthe2nd: Well, I hate those more! Hardwood floors are all... hard... and... stuff. And there's no towel warmers!
VCR: Yes there are, in every bathroom.
CrazedClerkthe2nd: AHA! But NOT in the closets! Get me your manager!
VCR: Ok, whatever.
VCR's Spineless Jellyfish Manager: Yes sir? How may I simper and bow to your every whim? Would you like to stay for free? I could arrange to have 150% of your money refunded...
CrazedClerkthe2nd: No, no, that's okay. The recompense I require is to kick you in the balls.
VCR's Spineless Jellyfish Manager: What?! But I... I can't...
CrazedClerkthe2nd: The customer is always right!
VCR's Spineless Jellyfish Manager: ... But... but I...
CrazedClerkthe2nd: Are you suggesting you and the rest of the employees of this company have rights? That you might actually be here to serve the interests of the company you work for, its clients, and the employees working for you, rather than pander to customers who don't earn you any money anyway?
VCR's Spineless Jellyfish Manager: *Sighs and spreads his legs* No steel toes? Please?
(Hopefully CC2 doesn't mind me using him in this little vignette showing the dangers of being a spineless twit)Check out my webcomic!
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15% is 2grand?! I have a hard time giving someone a 5$ discount! Holy mackeral!
I hope the manager had to pay for that lost 2 grand.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth Polenicus View PostPoster's last post; previous to my last post
I laughed so hard I hyperventilated, fell out of my chair and got looked at funny by the SO.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth vacation_rentals_suck View PostGuest: I am not trying to be a dick about this, I am just asking for what is rightfully mine
This one really rubbed me the wrong way. How dare he. If I were you, I would have barely held myself together from walking out and never coming back. Your manager is a fucktard.It's like the people in Vegas who have sex in video-monitored elevators.. -MoxisPilot
The elevators are monitored?!!! OH CRAP!!! -Sheldonrs
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Quoth vacation_rentals_suck View PostGuest: I'm not paying it
Manager: sir, you are a valued customer and I will tell you what....I will go ahead and zero out this balance for you this one time. We appreciate youe business
Guest: I won't pay $2000 just to get a room.
Manager: Sir, you need to pay for the room.
Guest: Forget it!
Manager: Then I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Guest: I'm not going anywhere until I get my room.
Manager: I'm calling the police.
Manager goes to the phone and calls the police. A few police officers show up in a few minutes.
Manager explains situation to the police. Several minutes later, the police lead guest out of the hotel in handcuffs.
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