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  • #31
    Psh, I'm the one with Evil and Queen in the name.

    Golly, what sorts of different types of salt are there?
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #32
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      Psh, I'm the one with Evil and Queen in the name.
      Pay attention. The Chloride Master wishes us to bear numbers! And so it was written in Gospel 35657, Verse 9:

      "So hopefully some day when I ask the question “What is your customer ID number?” I will in fact mean your name."


      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      Golly, what sorts of different types of salt are there?
      That's on a need to know basis.

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      • #33
        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
        Golly, what sorts of different types of salt are there?
        There was a show on food network about this, it was salt heaven! There are lots of all different types of textures/colors/flavors. In fact, there is even a low sodium salt variety made from potassium. It's very delicious.
        "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

        ...Beware the voice without a face...

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        • #34
          Quoth sms001 View Post
          Pay attention. The Chloride Master wishes us to bear numbers! And so it was written in Gospel 35657, Verse 9:

          "So hopefully some day when I ask the question “What is your customer ID number?” I will in fact mean your name."
          I lol'd so hard at this.




          Oh, I think I remember seeing the Salt thing on Food Network (it's the only reason I have a TV. That and PS2)
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • #35
            Am I the first to notice the lack of a "wherein" in the title?
            What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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            • #36
              Quoth Part-Time Parrothead View Post
              Am I the first to notice the lack of a "wherein" in the title?
              It's ok, because he's ripping off the name of a play. "Much Ado About Nothin'"
              "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

              ...Beware the voice without a face...

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              • #37
                Quoth Igorina View Post
                And this one time, in Band Camp....
                ahhhh, just when I thought I'd never hear this again!!!!

                Quoth sms001 View Post
                Pay attention. The Chloride Master wishes us to bear numbers! And so it was written in Gospel 35657, Verse 9:

                "So hopefully some day when I ask the question “What is your customer ID number?” I will in fact mean your name."
                That is freaking hilarious

                And regarding GK, as far as the property peeps go. Honestly, if you go out, take your keys with you otherwise your brain is non-existent.
                The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                • #38
                  Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                  ahhhh, just when I thought I'd never hear this again!!!!
                  To be honest, when I've said the phrase before, I substituted 'BAngkok' for 'Band Camp'. Becuase I never went to band camp, but I've been to Bangkok. And there's a lot more shenanigens that go on in Bangkok than in any band camp.

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                  • #39
                    Quoth Igorina View Post
                    To be honest, when I've said the phrase before, I substituted 'BAngkok' for 'Band Camp'. Becuase I never went to band camp, but I've been to Bangkok. And there's a lot more shenanigens that go on in Bangkok than in any band camp.
                    If you say shenanigans one more time... (this is an easy one, but a cookie if you can name that movie!)
                    "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

                    ...Beware the voice without a face...

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                    • #40
                      ...I'm starting to wonder exactly what I've created here... -.-

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                      • #41
                        You probably should have thought of that some time ago

                        (although, if you were writing about tank-driving cats as a child... by the way, Pickles wants to try tank-driving, but I suspect him of harbouring ulterior motives having to do with the neighbour's dog...)

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                        • #42
                          Quoth Buglady View Post
                          You probably should have thought of that some time ago

                          (although, if you were writing about tank-driving cats as a child... by the way, Pickles wants to try tank-driving, but I suspect him of harbouring ulterior motives having to do with the neighbour's dog...)
                          I'm serious too, I wrote a whole farkin' book with illustrations about the various things I could train my feline minions to do. ><

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                          • #43
                            Quoth NightWatch View Post
                            It's ok, because he's ripping off the name of a play. "Much Ado About Nothin'"
                            Yes, that would be the version Billy Shakes wrote for his homies in the East End.
                            "Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS

                            Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
                            Abby: "Dance?" ~ NCIS

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                            • #44
                              Quoth Igorina View Post
                              To be honest, when I've said the phrase before, I substituted 'BAngkok' for 'Band Camp'. Becuase I never went to band camp, but I've been to Bangkok. And there's a lot more shenanigens that go on in Bangkok than in any band camp.
                              I personally prefer to say scout camp... I don't know how that compares to bangkok, but I know how it compares to band camp... and if anyone asks, no I don't know how Morgan ended up naked in a tree, I had no involvement ... really
                              Last edited by smileyeagle1021; 09-29-2008, 04:23 AM.
                              If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                              • #45
                                Ah, band camp. Those were the days. The place where cereal, salad, and soft serve were the only edible foods. The place where the band director could sing about someone's balls to the tune of "A Whole New World." And, of course, the place where you could give someone 9 chocolate laxatives and they wouldn't have any effect.

                                Yes, good times there.

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