Sexy Woman

[Plaidman]

Yeah. I think I lied. If any girl offered to hurt me, I'd take it. A chance to be touched by a girl = fun.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Oh, but MUST it be a girl? Because Flea-Bit's not awake right now and I need something to torture.

[powerboy]

Well, it wasn't a fishing expedition, but thankyou all anyway!

I know it was not one.

[Nyoibo]

Oh, but MUST it be a girl?

Not necesarily.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Not necesarily.

*Claps hands* Oh, FUN! I know I have some handcuffs around here someplace and the whip is under the bed. Nyo, there's a leather outfit hanging in the closet, can you get that for me? I think EQ took the mask with her when she left but I'm sure we can find something to use as a gag.

[Nyoibo]

But I have my own manacles and whips, I can probably make up a ball gag pretty easily though.

[cheshirephoenix]

So yeah, she was trying to appeal to my libido to get a freebie. There’s an irony here that some of you will have guessed, some of you already know about and some have no clue about. She was trying to come-on to the only person on that department who’s GAY xD

Haha!!! I love the irony!!!!!!! XD

[ArenaBoy]

How could I have missed this?

Me: The King of Awesome.

Girl: Duh!

Was standing around in the VIP lot for a basketball game, this car with two girls who look to be my age pull up. Both of them were lovely and all. Didn't try and raise a fuss despite being told no.

Girl: If I show you my boobs will you let us in?

Me: *Laughs* That's a new one. I'll admit I've been flashed but I've never had that offer before. I'm afraid I can't let you in.

Girl: Worth a shot. Could you tell us where to go then?

Me: Sure. Just go that way.

Was a bit amusing.

[AdvancedFlea]

*Claps hands* Oh, FUN! I know I have some handcuffs around here someplace and the whip is under the bed.

...give me one good reason I should give you my address? XD

[Nyoibo]

Two good reasons, handcuffs and whip.

[RetailWorkhorse]

...give me one good reason I should give you my address? XD

Because you love me and want to get into my pants.

And I have a loathing equal to yours over Shish KiBab.

[AdvancedFlea]

... handcuffs and whip.

No, see, he would never let me out of those

Because you love me and want to get into my pants.

Hey! You want into my pants too! :-P

[smileyeagle1021]

Because you love me and want to get into my pants.

Hey! You want into my pants too! :-P

can I mention now that I'd like in both your pants right now

[Nyoibo]

I lost my pants somewhere in the US.

[Canarr]

Years ago, when I was starting out as a naive, young sales guy, on one of my first trips through my area I met a very hot female purchaser.

It had been a long day, in the car or in the plane for 11 hours, and I had one more appointment before I could go looking for my hotel. When I showed up at the appointed time, I was greeted by a beautiful blonde, maybe a few years older than me (early twenties at the time). I saw her and thought to myself, "Hey, that's a nice end to a stressful day!".

She led me into their conference room, offered me coffee and cookies, and then proceeded to grill me for TWO SOLID HOURS over the pricing of our products. We went over everything with a fine-toothed comb, debating about even the smallest amount. When I finally got out of there, I didn't know left from right anymore. She was tough and relentless, and she really knew her job.

Yeah, I've met the occasional bimbo, too; like the chick that ran purchasing for a small family company because her dad was the president. She didn't know what she was doing, but wore a business costume with a short skirt and a low-cut top. I enjoyed the view, and I also enjoyed selling to her at more than 20% above market price.
But most of the time, a pretty woman spells trouble, just like a short man: both tend to be aggressive and unforgiving in negotiations. Maybe because they're used to people not taking them seriously.