I demand that you honour the voucher I forgot to use!

[Pagan]

And no, the manager did not cave into his demands. She told him the exact same thing we'd told him, and he apparently stormed out, swearing never to return, blah blah.

Yea manager!

And if you believe him, I've got some beach front property here sell you!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Whenever someone says that, I always want to ask them to put it into writing and sign it. Then, when they return the next day, there's grounds to sue them for breach of contract. XD

Darn SCs; they always get my hopes up by swearing to never return, and they never honour it!