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    Stop. Who would cross the Lobby of Death must answer me these questions three

    ere the hotel room he see.

    #1
    Me: What...is your name?
    SC: <Name>
    Me: What...is your address?
    SC: <Address>
    Me: What...is your phone number?
    SC: It's this XXX-XXX-XXXX. No wait it's YYY-YYY-YYYY Gets plunged into the chasm

    #2
    Me: What...is your name?
    SC: <Name>
    Me: What...is your address?
    SC: <Address>
    Me: What...is your phone number?
    SC: <Phone number> Why do you have to ask me all these questions?
    Me: Hotel policy. I have to ask everyone for this information.

    #3 This one happens way too often
    Me: What...is your name?
    SC: <Name>
    Me: What...is your address and telephone number?
    SC: <Information>
    Me: What...is your license plate number?
    At this time I should point out that 9 times out of 10, the car is parked underneath the canopy just a few yards from where this exchange takes place.
    SC: I don't know that!!! Translation: I'm too lazy to go check. SC plunges into the chasm

    Bonus Story
    This happened to my brother at his hotel during the night audit. The doors were locked and a SC came to the window.
    SC: Hi we're here to visit a friend
    Brother: What's their last name?
    SC: I don't know.
    Brother: What's their first name?
    SC: I don't know
    Brother: Do you know what room number they're in?
    SC: No. We've got to run out to the car to call and find out what room they are in.

    My brother said they never came back.
    Last edited by Mr Hero; 12-22-2008, 05:29 AM. Reason: Bonus story
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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  • #2
    'Tis but a flesh wound!
    The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.

    Believe dat.

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    • #3
      Did any of them have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch or an American Swallow with them?
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #4
        Perhaps if they came in the lobby in a giant badger......

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        • #5
          Alright stop that, too silly... and now onto the next scene....camera....*camera pans to next post* wait for it....

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          • #6
            What do you mean? A business address or a home address?

            Which ever you prefer....

            (tying to take a play on the unladen swollow idea)
            When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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            • #7
              Quoth bunnyboy View Post
              Alright stop that, too silly... and now onto the next scene....camera....*camera pans to next post* wait for it....
              DON"T SAY THAT WORD! *covers ears*
              "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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              • #8
                EKKE EKKE EKKE PAKANG ZOOM BOING

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                • #9
                  Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
                  DON"T SAY THAT WORD! *covers ears*
                  What words, how can I know what it is I shouldn't say if you don't tell me it?

                  and BTW...

                  I must admit something, I am Bicycle Repair Man.

                  or was that Cardinal Richelieu...

                  I mean, I never expected a Spanish Inquisition.


                  and as an aside, how do these people get by in life?

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                  • #10
                    My god, you have a Gorge of Eternal Peril in your lobby? I WANT ONE!!!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth bunnyboy View Post
                      What words, how can I know what it is I shouldn't say if you don't tell me it?
                      GAH! Suffice to say, is one of the words the Frog Princess cannot hear!

                      "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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                      • #12
                        Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni!" at will to old ladies.
                        The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.

                        Believe dat.

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                        • #13
                          Anyone else get the feeling this thread will be nothing but a bunch of loosely tied-together Monty Python quotes?

                          Ah, well. Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable...
                          "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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                          • #14
                            Now this year, I don't want to catch anyone *not* drinking...

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                            • #15
                              Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
                              Anyone else get the feeling this thread will be nothing but a bunch of loosely tied-together Monty Python quotes?

                              Ah, well. Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable...
                              It's a fair thread.

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