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  • #16
    Mr. Hero ran away...

    No!!


    Bravely ran away, away


    I didn't!!


    When Customers wanted a free night's bed...
    He bravely turned his tail and fled..



    OOo LIES!!


    Bravely quaking from lack of sleep..
    He turned and pretended to go fold sheets!
    Bravely fibbing and beating feet,
    Hero made his online name too sweet...

    No!!

    Bravely faking BRAVE SIR HERO!!!!

    I never did!!

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    • #17
      This thread's subject is no more! It has ceased to be! It has expired and gone to join the choir eternal. If you hadn't stickied it, it would be pushing up the daisies! This is an EX-SUBJECT!
      I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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      • #18
        Quoth VComps View Post
        My god, you have a Gorge of Eternal Peril in your lobby? I WANT ONE!!!
        Well, maybe if youre good, the Hogfather will bring you one for Hogswatch.
        "I call murder on that!"

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        • #19
          "They guy right there in the expensive suit and the shit eating grin must be the General Manager."

          "What makes you say that?"

          "He's the only one who likes his job and he doesn't have shit all over him."

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          • #20
            Quoth Getoutofmylobby View Post
            "They guy right there in the expensive suit and the shit eating grin must be the General Manager."

            "What makes you say that?"

            "He's the only one who likes his job and he doesn't have shit all over him."
            Is is name Mister Hitl---er, HILTER?

            (There you go, not only did I keep up the Python theme, but I've also accidentally satsified Godwin's Law!)

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            • #21
              We found a witch! May we burn her?
              I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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              • #22
                Quoth Nurian View Post
                We found a witch! May we burn her?
                If she's lighter than a duck, she's made of wood, and then you can.

                NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH- Oh bugger...
                "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                • #23
                  Now go away or I'll taunt you a second time-ah!
                  I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                  • #24
                    and now for something entirely different...


                    ...the Larch.
                    Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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                    • #25
                      I will not buy this record it is scratched.

                      and

                      My Hovercraft is full of eels.

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                      • #26
                        Fa-TANG, fa-TANG!
                        I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                        • #27
                          [military] Stop it, stop it! Too silly! [/military]

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                          • #28
                            NI! NI!

                            I want <dramatic pause> A SHRUBBERY!

                            B
                            "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
                            I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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                            • #29
                              Life's a piece of
                              When you look at it
                              Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
                              You'll see it's all a show.
                              Keep 'em laughing as you go.
                              Just remember that the last laugh is on you. (aww sonuva....)

                              But I must go and find Brian now. That and a rabbit that I can sic on bad customers.
                              "Otherwise you are free to keep putting your hope in leprechauns, horseshoes and unicorn farts."-Gravekeeper

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                              • #30
                                Your father smelled of elderberries.
                                If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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