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  • #31
    Myriad: ten-thousand.

    Googol: 10^100

    Googolpex: 10^Googol

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    • #32
      A fin is a fiver I think...

      Had little old lady screaming "STOOPID!! STOOPIDDD!! STOOPPIDDD!" today because I refused to give her the sucky customer discount. She didn't qualify, aha! *insert PeeWee Herman laugh here*

      Another very obvious stupid question

      "And your credit card number please?"
      Sounds of blinking and head scratching.. "You want that WHOLE number????"

      Nope, I'll just telepathically supply half the digits, you read me the second half.
      "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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      • #33
        Valentine's Day in Japan is severely sexist. You're supposed to give chocolates to all the guys you know. They are called 'giri-choco' and mean 'obligation chocolates'. Usually ones you buy for your boss, manager, co-workers, guy friends. Super special expensive ones go to your boyfriend/husband. And you get bonus points if you make them yourself.

        Girls do get their own though. March 14 is called White Day and is the day when girls get presents or chocolates from their boyfriends. And only their boyfriends. There is no 'giri-choco' for girls I think. At least I haven't seen anything like that yet..... And usually not flowers. Japan usually shells out money on flowers for funerals and weddings.

        I say 'Screw that.' and give my boyfriend a strawberry chocolate Valentine's Day Kit-Kat with the pink heart on the box and a kiss. 120yen. Done. And if someone asks about their 'giri-choco' I point out that, "In America...." They go away. And for White Day if he decides to go over the 120yen challenge then that's great, if he decides to match it with white chocolate White Day Kit-Kat, then that's good too. I am not high maintenance.
        "There is a sadist inside me. She likes cake." - Krys Wolf, my friend

        In a coffee shop in Whitehouse, Texas: "Unsupervised children will be given two shots of espresso and a free puppy."

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