Salad Week, and a Case of the Wha?

[Lingering Grin]

OM: Damn young'uns. I fought in the war that gave you life!

My response:

"WOW! You look good for someone who's over 700 years old!"


Oh wait... he's not talking about the Scottish revolution against the English?

[unholypet]

J2K: I have plenty of respect for veterans. My grandfather was a POW in Germany during World War II.

Same here. My father, grandfather, and an uncle all served.

Ironically, Dad was around Grenada at one point, and after that my parents engaged. I DOUBT he was there heralding the troops.

[Pagan]

Oh wait... he's not talking about the Scottish revolution against the English?

You mean the one that's still going on and is gaining momentum? I'm hoping by the time I move, that I can hold dual US-Scottish citizenship!

[driftwolf]

I need to know where you work, because I definitely never NEVER want to work there. Or even eat there. Pee on the floors? Smearing pizza everywhere? Ick!

[unholypet]

I need to know where you work, because I definitely never NEVER want to work there. Or even eat there. Pee on the floors? Smearing pizza everywhere? Ick!

Keep in mind these are the crazy stories from four years of work, culminated toward different posts. Everything gets cleaned, everyone reprimanded, and everything taken care of.

Besides, the pee is in the bathroom, and its not like you don't see it in every single bathroom you've ever been. It happens everywhere, at some given point.